Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
Current situation lol
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Current situation lol
I tried again. Was told they'd get me a supervisor.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I tried again. Was told they'd get me a supervisor.
This was not cat puke. Or blood. It was an abscess. The shirt has been washed and it still smells. I may die. Pup has seen a vet. A black market kidney later, he's got antibiotics and anti inflammatory meds for a skin infection. Poor Mr. Finnegan.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This was not cat puke. Or blood. It was an abscess. The shirt has been washed and it still smells. I may die. Pup has seen a vet. A black market kidney later, he's got antibiotics and anti inflammatory meds for a skin infection. Poor Mr. Finnegan.
I'm really on sensory overload right now. Living with a spicy 3 year old who is also always on overload is a lot.
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his sensory sock?
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his sensory sock?
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm really on sensory overload right now. Living with a spicy 3 year old who is also always on overload is a lot.
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his sensory sock?
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his sensory sock?
Why does my child NOT own a shovel?
I sent her some money to buy some ice melt. My grandbabies don't need to become projectiles.
I sent her some money to buy some ice melt. My grandbabies don't need to become projectiles.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why does my child NOT own a shovel?
I sent her some money to buy some ice melt. My grandbabies don't need to become projectiles.
I sent her some money to buy some ice melt. My grandbabies don't need to become projectiles.
I need protein. There's protein under there.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I need protein. There's protein under there.
Hung my two ornaments that I'm afraid to put on my tree with a Gremlin in my home on the shelf over my bed. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hung my two ornaments that I'm afraid to put on my tree with a Gremlin in my home on the shelf over my bed. 🤣
Was looking for something on my phone. Didn't find it. But I found this - screenshot from January 3.
How's this working out?
How's this working out?
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Was looking for something on my phone. Didn't find it. But I found this - screenshot from January 3.
How's this working out?
How's this working out?
I blocked that post, but I see the comments are as expected.
These people are straight trash. You know that Murdoch family documentary? It gave me ptsd not bc of the murder, but bc the arrogance is what half this place is like. It's so gross.
These people are straight trash. You know that Murdoch family documentary? It gave me ptsd not bc of the murder, but bc the arrogance is what half this place is like. It's so gross.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I blocked that post, but I see the comments are as expected.
These people are straight trash. You know that Murdoch family documentary? It gave me ptsd not bc of the murder, but bc the arrogance is what half this place is like. It's so gross.
These people are straight trash. You know that Murdoch family documentary? It gave me ptsd not bc of the murder, but bc the arrogance is what half this place is like. It's so gross.
These things are cool af. I want a set of my own 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
These things are cool af. I want a set of my own 🤣
This is why I sit in the front row. He doesn't sit. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is why I sit in the front row. He doesn't sit. 🤣
Note: the "feeds 8" pinwheel platter from Whole Foods is a LOT of food. A lot.
Entirely too much for two normal people, a 3 year old, & me, who eats 3 year old portions. But I didn't cook. So still a win.
Entirely too much for two normal people, a 3 year old, & me, who eats 3 year old portions. But I didn't cook. So still a win.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Note: the "feeds 8" pinwheel platter from Whole Foods is a LOT of food. A lot.
Entirely too much for two normal people, a 3 year old, & me, who eats 3 year old portions. But I didn't cook. So still a win.
Entirely too much for two normal people, a 3 year old, & me, who eats 3 year old portions. But I didn't cook. So still a win.
One of the mementos that came with the scholarship. A rocks glass? 🤣
It's really nice though.
It's really nice though.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
One of the mementos that came with the scholarship. A rocks glass? 🤣
It's really nice though.
It's really nice though.
I had to. Goats. Jokes. It wasn't optional.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I had to. Goats. Jokes. It wasn't optional.
Mr. Finnegan has some thoughts on those 28 points.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Mr. Finnegan has some thoughts on those 28 points.
Um. Key west is exotic, right?
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Um. Key west is exotic, right?
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
The story is infamous enough that when friends have returned over the years, they send me photos of, just in case I forgot.
Oooh the salsa part is, but not the cream cheese. I'm intrigued.
Definitely going to add that
Mine:
Definitely going to add that
Mine:
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oooh the salsa part is, but not the cream cheese. I'm intrigued.
Definitely going to add that
Mine:
Definitely going to add that
Mine:
Four Christmas movies to know me by. 🎄
Honorable mention: Die Hard
Honorable mention: Die Hard
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by. 🎄
Honorable mention: Die Hard
Honorable mention: Die Hard
apart from these being female dominated fields.
They're also mandated reporters.
They're also mandated reporters.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
apart from these being female dominated fields.
They're also mandated reporters.
They're also mandated reporters.
What should we have for thanksgiving? There's 4 of us. One is a toddler. I eat toddler portions.
So tapas. But ideas? My cookbooks are the way over there. (Ok, I zoomed all the way out. But still).
Also... a 3 year old lives here. That's all I'm saying about the random shit on my floor. lol
So tapas. But ideas? My cookbooks are the way over there. (Ok, I zoomed all the way out. But still).
Also... a 3 year old lives here. That's all I'm saying about the random shit on my floor. lol
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What should we have for thanksgiving? There's 4 of us. One is a toddler. I eat toddler portions.
So tapas. But ideas? My cookbooks are the way over there. (Ok, I zoomed all the way out. But still).
Also... a 3 year old lives here. That's all I'm saying about the random shit on my floor. lol
So tapas. But ideas? My cookbooks are the way over there. (Ok, I zoomed all the way out. But still).
Also... a 3 year old lives here. That's all I'm saying about the random shit on my floor. lol
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.