A woman who woke up with a cat turd in her bed on Thanksgiving morning is laughing hysterically at your post.

I like millimeters and centimeters. I also like feet. If the metric system had a 24-centimeter unit I'd be on board.

(The word "feet" looks funny there.)

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Let the younger people decide how to carry out the fight. Let the old guys explain how the complicated nuts and bolts of the Senate and the House work and help them do it.

Press on, brave soul. I honor your dedication.

His deterioration is obvious. We're past sanewashing, I don't know what to call the washing that's happening now.

Mr. Carville, I too am 81, #HereNearDC all my life, and I agree. When decency returns, it must return with wrath, determination, and a solid plan to restore the people and their republic.

"No prior prosecutorial experience" has 13 syllables. Far beyond what <name of official of current regime> can comprehend.

How can anything made of that much metal rotate so fast??

When editors get mad they send querulous queries.

I'm reading a book about romance but I can't relate to it.