Jim-Bob
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Therapeutic Humor, Presbyterian, Weisenheimer
St. Nicholas slapped a heretic in 325, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel salutes his day with these two-fisted holiday classics!
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
St. Nicholas slapped a heretic in 325, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel salutes his day with these two-fisted holiday classics!
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
4 PM: Fly Hard
6 PM: Nickboxer
8 PM: Saint Misbehavin'
10 PM: Bullet to the Sled
12 AM: Flight Club
2 AM: Last Elf Standing
4 AM: Yule Better Watch Out
Is Your Team Not Going to a Bowl Game? #NotTheHallmarkChannel is still tailgating with
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Is Your Team Not Going to a Bowl Game? #NotTheHallmarkChannel is still tailgating with
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
4 PM: Holiday Interception
6 PM: I'll Be Home for the Foreseeable Future
8 PM: The Portal Express
10 PM: If We Make It Through December
12 AM: What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
Nothing says holidays like bagels, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel says "Open Sesame" to these instant classics:
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nothing says holidays like bagels, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel says "Open Sesame" to these instant classics:
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
6 PM: Sweetly Singing O'er The Plain
8 PM : Christmas Time is Schmear
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look a Lox Like Christmas
12 AM: Hole A Day Inn
Tired of fluffy holiday films? Only #NotTheHallmarkChannel provides meaty movies, since these are literally about meat:
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Tired of fluffy holiday films? Only #NotTheHallmarkChannel provides meaty movies, since these are literally about meat:
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
8 PM: It's a Wonderful Rib
10 PM: Holiday Angus
12 AM: Jingle Bell Chops
2 AM: We Wagyu A Merry Christmas
#NotTheHallmarkChannel goes ape with our salute to Tarzan!
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel goes ape with our salute to Tarzan!
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
6 PM: It's a Wonderful Loincloth
8 PM: Jungle Bells
10 PM: That's What Christmas Means to Me, Tarzan. You, Jane?
12 AM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cheeta
2 AM: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Vine
'"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. Do you know if they sold the prize Turkey - Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
'"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. Do you know if they sold the prize Turkey - Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
"What, the one as big as me? It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Too bad you can't afford it, stupid urchin!"
- from 'Ebenezer's Thanksgiving'
To celebrate the opening of Casablanca, with risk of the end of a beautiful friendship, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has Humphrey Bogart as Kris Kringle in
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
To celebrate the opening of Casablanca, with risk of the end of a beautiful friendship, #NotTheHallmarkChannel has Humphrey Bogart as Kris Kringle in
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
8 PM: Clausablanca
10 PM: The Maltese Santa
12 AM: To Have and Have Naughty
2 AM: The Clause Mutiny
4 AM: We're No Angels We Have Heard On High
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
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Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
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Welcome back, National Chemistry Week!
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Welcome back, National Chemistry Week!
My love language is science
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My love language is science
It's in the details
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It's in the details
MCU announced new franchise
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He would have been 185 today but I'm too lazy to change the meme
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My people know who we are
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My people know who we are
It's National Talk-In-An-Elevator Day. Even if you're not in NCIS
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Happy Bastille Day! Don't lose your head over it. Remember to get some fresh cold cuts!
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Pi Day. When jokes can't repeat themselves
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It's a me, Mario Day!
March 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It's a me, Mario Day!
