Obama Simpsons cameo: my yellow Americans

Listened to the Toys (1992) soundtrack.

The Grinch has declared the war on Christmas

Switching to this app is like drinking 0% beer after years of nuking my liver

Congratulation to #halflife 2 for entering the “so good that it was bad for a bit but now it’s good” stage of gamer rhetoric. Can’t wait for them to add RTX so I have something I’m allowed to hate again

Disney missed the fucking woke train and now their stock is at an all time mid so Bob Iger is selling a ride of his body to “conductors” for a dollar a pop. Hypocrite

There’s nothing I love more than free fucking wifi. The internet at my finger tips, on the go. Yes…

You’ll rue the day you followed me

Landlord let me skip this weeks rent so I could catch up on some lung surgery. Despite all its flaws capitalism fucking works.

Looking to get into crypto, anyone know where I can find someone to cuck me?

Just had sex for the first time, internet win!