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i love megan thee stallion
god damn it
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I took a whiff of lemon extract straight from the bottle and momentarily blacked out lmao
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I paid $11 for 2 face masks and sanitizing wipes at the airport store. I'll be mad about this for weeks
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
YES THAT'S THE ONE. TERMITE CHOKING ON A SPLINTER!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
stop it i'm not ready ((i'm very ready))
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
it is truly terrible!!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
sorry for crying, nice eye doctor assistant lady
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
god mother fucking dammit
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
had already booked an airbnb for the trip and i gave the reason why i had to cancel. owner hits me with the "oh my friends got tickets to see her!"
the woman is wearing a red tank top and red pants and has a messy bun on her head .
ALT: the woman is wearing a red tank top and red pants and has a messy bun on her head .
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November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM