Jimmy Cigarillos
@jimmycigarillos.bsky.social
Enjoy the ride.
I rant randomly.
I rant randomly.
A slant. Someone run a fucking slant.
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A slant. Someone run a fucking slant.
Dude couldn’t scheme a door open.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dude couldn’t scheme a door open.
Great maybe we can do two stretch plays and get stuffed for a short run and then let them move the ball at will.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Great maybe we can do two stretch plays and get stuffed for a short run and then let them move the ball at will.
Fernando deserves to be in. Hopefully next time.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fernando deserves to be in. Hopefully next time.
Notre Dame and their fans are college version of the Dallas Cowboys. Overhyped marketing machines coasting on the fumes of their glory days.
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Notre Dame and their fans are college version of the Dallas Cowboys. Overhyped marketing machines coasting on the fumes of their glory days.
Sorry kids, your elf on the shelf had an unfortunate wood chipper accident.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sorry kids, your elf on the shelf had an unfortunate wood chipper accident.
Dean Norris in Breaking Bad
Name an S-tier supporting actor/actress role.
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dean Norris in Breaking Bad
Reposted by Jimmy Cigarillos
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
The pandemic really did fry peoples brains.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The pandemic really did fry peoples brains.
This is like giving out a prize to the most sober person at Chili’s on a Friday night at 11pm.
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is like giving out a prize to the most sober person at Chili’s on a Friday night at 11pm.
Shoutout to all the red state parents with disabled children who go “we didn’t vote this” except that you did. Have the mediocre day you deserve. Hey, at least you got to own the libs, right?
NEW: The Trump administration sent Head Start employees a six-page list of "prohibited words" for grant applications, including terms like: disabilities, tribal, Black, and women.
The administration wants to erase communities and block access to early childhood services. We'll see them in court.
The administration wants to erase communities and block access to early childhood services. We'll see them in court.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Shoutout to all the red state parents with disabled children who go “we didn’t vote this” except that you did. Have the mediocre day you deserve. Hey, at least you got to own the libs, right?
If I’ve learned one thing from hard knocks, I don’t ever want Jaxson Dart to give me directions
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I’ve learned one thing from hard knocks, I don’t ever want Jaxson Dart to give me directions
Honestly hope we get to see them experience and know the pain and suffering they are inflicting. These people deserve to experience hell on earth.
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Honestly hope we get to see them experience and know the pain and suffering they are inflicting. These people deserve to experience hell on earth.
Grow up.
Police confirmed Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo’s house was vandalized early Saturday morning, two days before a viral video surfaced Monday depicting objects being thrown in the direction of a home.
Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo’s house was vandalized after Bears loss, police confirm
www.inquirer.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Grow up.
Is Rodney Harrison ok?
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is Rodney Harrison ok?
90s kids never knew anxiety until they turned off the family computer before you got the “It is now safe to shut off your computer” message
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
90s kids never knew anxiety until they turned off the family computer before you got the “It is now safe to shut off your computer” message
Honey, yeah that dude is here again.
Yup. there are six geese laying eggs on the front lawn, and the turtle doves are shitting all over the place. Can you help?
Yup. there are six geese laying eggs on the front lawn, and the turtle doves are shitting all over the place. Can you help?
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Honey, yeah that dude is here again.
Yup. there are six geese laying eggs on the front lawn, and the turtle doves are shitting all over the place. Can you help?
Yup. there are six geese laying eggs on the front lawn, and the turtle doves are shitting all over the place. Can you help?
The diner has been invaded by a table of loud talkers and they are talking about potty training. Please pray for me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The diner has been invaded by a table of loud talkers and they are talking about potty training. Please pray for me.
Why does Jim Jackson sound like he’s calling the game from my recycling bin?
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why does Jim Jackson sound like he’s calling the game from my recycling bin?
Al Micheals with the DaBella DeBall reference. Respect.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Al Micheals with the DaBella DeBall reference. Respect.
What a fucking bonehead.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What a fucking bonehead.
Excited for the explosive 3 and out response.
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Excited for the explosive 3 and out response.
Remember that really bad comedy show they would do after games? I only saw the ads but man, it looked awful.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Remember that really bad comedy show they would do after games? I only saw the ads but man, it looked awful.
I know they put speeding cameras on Broad Street, but they didn’t put them in the Linc, ffs.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I know they put speeding cameras on Broad Street, but they didn’t put them in the Linc, ffs.
Eagles went to life surge and it surged the life out of them.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Eagles went to life surge and it surged the life out of them.