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jjoycelynch.bsky.social
Jack(son)
@jjoycelynch.bsky.social
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Cat dad. MN -> IL. This is my main account. For all things AltNPS, go to @altwatcher.bsky.social
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@drruler.bsky.social @onekuosora.bsky.social I'm so sorry
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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She's making a break for it
A large tortoise is poking her head over the top of her enclosure.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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If you're on the fence about adopting a blind or otherwise impaired pet, I can vouch, they're just as loving and chaotic as any other. You'll love being the one to give them a home!
A long-haired black cat with no eyes, sitting in a wicker basket and looking very handsome. A short-haired black cat with no eyes, curled up on a bed. She has a copy of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy for the GameCube on top of her. I don't remember why.
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The Giant Skeleton lobby coming out STRONG for @katmabu.bsky.social
A suburban front yard. It has a yard sign supporting Kat Abugazaleh for Congress. It also has a twelve-foot tall skeleton
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I am absolutely pissing myself laughing
An account called "New Liberty Periodical:" "HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANT TO GIVE A HEADS UP ABOUT AN ACCOUNT THAT CLAIMS IT IS HERE TO SPY ON US" The account in question is AltWatcher, my alt account that I use to keep track of the Alt National Park Service and their shady posts.
June 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I am going to lose my mind

substack.com/home/post/p-...
A screenshot of @altnps.bsky.social warning followers to "use secure formats" to communicate online, while posting on Facebook, the least secure format
May 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The second is more somber, where followers earnestly hope that one day, they’ll learn the truth of what’s really going on.
April 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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And engagement is exactly what they got, with followers reacting to these posts in several ways.

The first is the funniest: users repeating the same joke until you feel like you’re losing your mind.
April 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This is the post that gives the game away. This is not the work of a government insider communicating with clandestine field agents via cryptic codes. This is the user behind a social media account realizing in real time that they’ve stumbled upon a gold mine for engagement.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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While some of its posts are simple rage-bait or reposted news headlines, @altnps.bsky.social has a habit of posting...these
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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DERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE DAKKA

#orks #warhammer
Two Ork models for Warhammer 40k, carrying big, shooty guns
April 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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And sometimes you just get cows
A photo of people enjoying lunch at a red patio table. A brown cow is sticking its head over the railing and seems to be eyeing their Coca-Cola. The photo is captioned, "Hello! I, too, enjoy cold beverages."
March 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Sometimes the date of the photo is a complete mystery, sometimes they get the exact year!
A black and white photo of a man and woman sitting in wicker chairs in front of a brick wall. The man wears a suit, the woman wears a checkered dress. The photo is labeled "date unknown." A black and white photo of three men posing in front of a lake. The men are dressed for a hike, and the man on the right is smoking a pipe. The photo is labeled "1913, USA."
March 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hey @dieworkwear.bsky.social , my folks have been digitizing old photo reels they buy at estate sales, and there's some really fun menswear in there! This one is labeled "1940's," but that's as close as they could get it. Just thought you'd enjoy it! They're @flashesfromthearchives on Instagram.
A black and white photo of a man in a suit jacket and sweater, standing in front of a stone column. The photo is labeled "1940's."
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hell with it, it's time for warhammerposting. Here's the Lord of Contagion I repainted a while back!

#warhammer40k #minipainting
A Lord of Contagion model for Warhammer 40k, painted with dark brass armor, a vibrant green cloak, and sickly green flames from a burning icon on his back. A Lord of Contagion model for Warhammer 40k, painted with dark brass armor, a vibrant green cloak, and sickly green flames from a burning icon on his back. This shot is a rear view, showcasing the cloak and flames.
January 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I can't wait to see the meals inspired by all my favorite ETFs!!!!
An ad for "Invesco QQQ," which says "Let's rethink possibility. Recipe for Innovation: a series where world class chefs create dishes inspired by companies in the Invesco QQQ ETF." The ad shows a top-down image of a fancy salmon dish being prepared by someone's hands.
January 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This guy meant "Nostradamus"

I'm fucking crying
A Reddit comment where the user says, "Why are you assuming things like that? Just see what they actually do. Nobody here is Nosferatu but you're all acting like it."
December 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM