typewriter sinking into the sea
@jkci.bsky.social
Developer, editor, strategist, gamer. Native Hawaiian in the wrong biome.
and they say the American dream is over
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
and they say the American dream is over
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
rebalancing my stock portfolio based on the White House Ball Bribery Index
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
rebalancing my stock portfolio based on the White House Ball Bribery Index
"lol don't they know about the hatch act" and Other Lies the Status Quo has told Me
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"lol don't they know about the hatch act" and Other Lies the Status Quo has told Me
Can't wait until landlords start evicting renters based on their projected crop yields
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Can't wait until landlords start evicting renters based on their projected crop yields
"Yeah, yeah, yeah - look, just play out a turn and I'll learn as we go."
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Yeah, yeah, yeah - look, just play out a turn and I'll learn as we go."
I feel so silly now - no one panic, we're all going to work at the Amazon gas station, in space.
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I feel so silly now - no one panic, we're all going to work at the Amazon gas station, in space.
I feel like we buried the lede a bit here buddy - robot army?
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel like we buried the lede a bit here buddy - robot army?
OpenAI: now that our bot is less likely to tell you to kill yourself, would you like to fuck it?
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
OpenAI: now that our bot is less likely to tell you to kill yourself, would you like to fuck it?
It would be very funny - and relieving - if all the most harmful voices in our society simply have mold controlling their every thought and action.
October 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It would be very funny - and relieving - if all the most harmful voices in our society simply have mold controlling their every thought and action.
I firmly believe that marriage is a sacred commitment that can only end if widowed - as according to the sacred texts, if you are not widowed you cannot get the +2 AC bonus again.
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I firmly believe that marriage is a sacred commitment that can only end if widowed - as according to the sacred texts, if you are not widowed you cannot get the +2 AC bonus again.
mom he's uploading obviously AI generated videos instead of recording himself talking to a camera again
October 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
mom he's uploading obviously AI generated videos instead of recording himself talking to a camera again
Just watched Highest 2 Lowest and I had no idea that a movie's own score could act as a secondary antagonist.
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just watched Highest 2 Lowest and I had no idea that a movie's own score could act as a secondary antagonist.
✨ Random internet history ✨ CUIL THEORY
Cuil (2008) was a search engine so incredibly bad that "cuil" was proposed as a measurement for a level of abstraction from the known universe.
At 1 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.
Cuil (2008) was a search engine so incredibly bad that "cuil" was proposed as a measurement for a level of abstraction from the known universe.
At 1 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
✨ Random internet history ✨ CUIL THEORY
Cuil (2008) was a search engine so incredibly bad that "cuil" was proposed as a measurement for a level of abstraction from the known universe.
At 1 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.
Cuil (2008) was a search engine so incredibly bad that "cuil" was proposed as a measurement for a level of abstraction from the known universe.
At 1 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.
god, our simulation is melting
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
god, our simulation is melting
Can't wait to someday vote for Gavin Newsom...'s social media manager, Camille Zapata.
October 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Can't wait to someday vote for Gavin Newsom...'s social media manager, Camille Zapata.
who asked for these
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
who asked for these
that I could keep your heart beating
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
that I could keep your heart beating
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
CEOs after indiscriminately laying off all their staff and replacing them with AI
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
CEOs after indiscriminately laying off all their staff and replacing them with AI
Pseudoscience and snake oil is not a rebellion against the establishment.
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pseudoscience and snake oil is not a rebellion against the establishment.
If you need me, I'll be with my Emotional Support Video Game.
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you need me, I'll be with my Emotional Support Video Game.
I do not believe "our country's leadership appears to be privately hoarding gold" has ever once been a positive sign for a nation
September 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I do not believe "our country's leadership appears to be privately hoarding gold" has ever once been a positive sign for a nation
I guess my favorite part is that they had to stamp the racism in afterward because the AI generator wouldn't do a hate crime.
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I guess my favorite part is that they had to stamp the racism in afterward because the AI generator wouldn't do a hate crime.