typewriter sinking into the sea
@jkci.bsky.social
Developer, editor, strategist, gamer. Native Hawaiian in the wrong biome.
and they say the American dream is over
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
and they say the American dream is over
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
"lol don't they know about the hatch act" and Other Lies the Status Quo has told Me
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"lol don't they know about the hatch act" and Other Lies the Status Quo has told Me
That whole situation gets worsebetter.
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
That whole situation gets worsebetter.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah - look, just play out a turn and I'll learn as we go."
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Yeah, yeah, yeah - look, just play out a turn and I'll learn as we go."
I feel so silly now - no one panic, we're all going to work at the Amazon gas station, in space.
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I feel so silly now - no one panic, we're all going to work at the Amazon gas station, in space.
I feel like we buried the lede a bit here buddy - robot army?
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel like we buried the lede a bit here buddy - robot army?
OpenAI: now that our bot is less likely to tell you to kill yourself, would you like to fuck it?
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
OpenAI: now that our bot is less likely to tell you to kill yourself, would you like to fuck it?
god, our simulation is melting
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
god, our simulation is melting
who asked for these
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
who asked for these
that I could keep your heart beating
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
that I could keep your heart beating
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song
that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine
CEOs after indiscriminately laying off all their staff and replacing them with AI
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
CEOs after indiscriminately laying off all their staff and replacing them with AI
I guess my favorite part is that they had to stamp the racism in afterward because the AI generator wouldn't do a hate crime.
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I guess my favorite part is that they had to stamp the racism in afterward because the AI generator wouldn't do a hate crime.
Just a perfect small bean.
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Just a perfect small bean.
oh that's convenient we mark the shootings on maps now so you can plan your morning commute around the random acts of violence
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
oh that's convenient we mark the shootings on maps now so you can plan your morning commute around the random acts of violence
An incredibly fair and balanced take currently being sold by Trump on Truth Social.
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
An incredibly fair and balanced take currently being sold by Trump on Truth Social.
Incredible advertising pullout from the 4.8 Star NYT Bestseller, "On Democracy and Death Cults: If We Don't Let Israel Do a Genocide, All of Civilization Will Fall, And It's All Your Fault Because You Didn't Protest Hamas on American Campuses."
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Incredible advertising pullout from the 4.8 Star NYT Bestseller, "On Democracy and Death Cults: If We Don't Let Israel Do a Genocide, All of Civilization Will Fall, And It's All Your Fault Because You Didn't Protest Hamas on American Campuses."
It was 80 degrees in Portland. He could have gotten videos of people breaking into police cars simply by leaving a dog unattended in one.
People in Portland aren't going to riot unless somewhere, someone is interpreting Beowulf through a too-modern lens.
People in Portland aren't going to riot unless somewhere, someone is interpreting Beowulf through a too-modern lens.
September 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It was 80 degrees in Portland. He could have gotten videos of people breaking into police cars simply by leaving a dog unattended in one.
People in Portland aren't going to riot unless somewhere, someone is interpreting Beowulf through a too-modern lens.
People in Portland aren't going to riot unless somewhere, someone is interpreting Beowulf through a too-modern lens.
Me too, kitten. Me, too.
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me too, kitten. Me, too.
Damn did Microsoft not pay their October bribe
September 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Damn did Microsoft not pay their October bribe
I'm now inclined to believe that somehow Trump is to blame for what happened to Amelia Earheart - whether it be via wormhole or paradox.
September 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm now inclined to believe that somehow Trump is to blame for what happened to Amelia Earheart - whether it be via wormhole or paradox.
God, someone is going to have to put this in textbooks someday.
September 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
God, someone is going to have to put this in textbooks someday.
If you don't check Even More Nazi Twitter, Trump's been on an absolute tear again lately.
While he's been sundowning, he's posted an admission of murder (pinned), political threatsn(normal), and a bizarre dig at David Letterman.
While he's been sundowning, he's posted an admission of murder (pinned), political threatsn(normal), and a bizarre dig at David Letterman.
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you don't check Even More Nazi Twitter, Trump's been on an absolute tear again lately.
While he's been sundowning, he's posted an admission of murder (pinned), political threatsn(normal), and a bizarre dig at David Letterman.
While he's been sundowning, he's posted an admission of murder (pinned), political threatsn(normal), and a bizarre dig at David Letterman.
Anyone else remember these from their childhood?
September 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyone else remember these from their childhood?