Justin
@jlaff.bsky.social
I love baseball, writing and not using the Oxford comma. He/him.
Tried to have a conversation with my mom about my transitioning cousin (who she sees as mentally ill) and I’m honestly so incredibly grateful for my in-laws and wonderful friends.
Y’all rock ❤️
Y’all rock ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tried to have a conversation with my mom about my transitioning cousin (who she sees as mentally ill) and I’m honestly so incredibly grateful for my in-laws and wonderful friends.
Y’all rock ❤️
Y’all rock ❤️
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Maybe next year lol
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Maybe next year lol
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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I shall be readying my offer on the property in this real estate listing immediately, providing the dog and the "fuck off" sign stay with the house.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I shall be readying my offer on the property in this real estate listing immediately, providing the dog and the "fuck off" sign stay with the house.
21. My birthday. 21 wins in blackjack. And Deion Sanders was my favorite player as a kid.
37 (3x7) as a backup. It was Strasburg’s number too (and Deion’s in Baltimore).
37 (3x7) as a backup. It was Strasburg’s number too (and Deion’s in Baltimore).
I’m always curious how people pick their numbers.
What would yours be?
What would yours be?
If Dylan Cease continues to wear the same number with the Blue Jays, he'd be a top 10 player in franchise history.
1️⃣#99 Hyun-Jin Ryu
2️⃣#93 Yimi García
3️⃣#92 Génesis Cabrera
4️⃣#91 Matt Gage
5️⃣#90 Adam Cimber
6️⃣#88 Rene Gonzalez
7️⃣#85 Alejandro Kirk
8️⃣#84 DYLAN CEASE
9️⃣#79 Travis Bergen
🔟#77 Three players
1️⃣#99 Hyun-Jin Ryu
2️⃣#93 Yimi García
3️⃣#92 Génesis Cabrera
4️⃣#91 Matt Gage
5️⃣#90 Adam Cimber
6️⃣#88 Rene Gonzalez
7️⃣#85 Alejandro Kirk
8️⃣#84 DYLAN CEASE
9️⃣#79 Travis Bergen
🔟#77 Three players
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
21. My birthday. 21 wins in blackjack. And Deion Sanders was my favorite player as a kid.
37 (3x7) as a backup. It was Strasburg’s number too (and Deion’s in Baltimore).
37 (3x7) as a backup. It was Strasburg’s number too (and Deion’s in Baltimore).
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Tony Gwynn had more assists (590) in his 4 years of college basketball than strikeouts (434) in his 20 year MLB career. Go Aztecs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tony Gwynn had more assists (590) in his 4 years of college basketball than strikeouts (434) in his 20 year MLB career. Go Aztecs.
Why can’t ChatGPT breathe for me? You mean I still have to do that myself?
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why can’t ChatGPT breathe for me? You mean I still have to do that myself?
Win one for the Nipper
Al Nipper
Pitcher
Debut: 1983 - Retired: 1990
CLE - CHC - BOS
Pitcher
Debut: 1983 - Retired: 1990
CLE - CHC - BOS
Al Nipper at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Al Nipper
baseball-reference.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Win one for the Nipper
Since she got in last night, my mom has been deadnaming my cousin who is transitioning. That’ll be a fun conversation soon. 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Since she got in last night, my mom has been deadnaming my cousin who is transitioning. That’ll be a fun conversation soon. 🙃
Can I live in the alternate timeline where Gore wins in 2000 and Trump is just the shitbag who owns, like, the New York Jets?
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can I live in the alternate timeline where Gore wins in 2000 and Trump is just the shitbag who owns, like, the New York Jets?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
As someone who lives in Vegas because I got priced out of the Bay Area and San Diego… no. I’d move back to the Bay yesterday if I could afford a similar house that’s not in, like, Turlock.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As someone who lives in Vegas because I got priced out of the Bay Area and San Diego… no. I’d move back to the Bay yesterday if I could afford a similar house that’s not in, like, Turlock.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
Vegas isn’t as cheap (real estate or otherwise) as it used to be.
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Tapping the sign again
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tapping the sign again
It would be awesome if the Cowboys win on an Aubrey moonshot
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It would be awesome if the Cowboys win on an Aubrey moonshot
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A MINUTE
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A MINUTE
Did some Philadelphia Etsy witch curse CeeDee Lamb’s hands?
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did some Philadelphia Etsy witch curse CeeDee Lamb’s hands?
Waiting for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles feels like waiting for the Padres to beat the Dodgers
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Waiting for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles feels like waiting for the Padres to beat the Dodgers
Cowboys really doing their best to motivate me to turn the game off and get stuff done around the house
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Cowboys really doing their best to motivate me to turn the game off and get stuff done around the house
Did anyone else refer to this guy as “The Scottish Player,” or are you normal?
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Did anyone else refer to this guy as “The Scottish Player,” or are you normal?
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mc...