J. M. Lassen
@jlassen.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Bookseller.
I just bought mine!
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I just bought mine!
It takes a village... (To send one of my high-school-aged D&D players to Greece this spring). He's a really great kid and this is an amazing opportunity for him. Any help would be appreciated. account.eftours.com/donations/Ke...
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It takes a village... (To send one of my high-school-aged D&D players to Greece this spring). He's a really great kid and this is an amazing opportunity for him. Any help would be appreciated. account.eftours.com/donations/Ke...
my kids keep making “stickers” and I don’t know what to do with them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kids keep making “stickers” and I don’t know what to do with them.
That feeling when old married couples start looking alike.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That feeling when old married couples start looking alike.
“We just blatantly misrepresent how much our food costs.”
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“We just blatantly misrepresent how much our food costs.”
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
What a wonderful mess.
So many weird adaptation choices. Utterly fascinating. Beauty and the beast callouts with Mia goth as the belle/elizabeth/mary Shelly standin was great.
I like that it wasn’t so much an adaptation of the novel as a dialogue with it. #frankenstien
So many weird adaptation choices. Utterly fascinating. Beauty and the beast callouts with Mia goth as the belle/elizabeth/mary Shelly standin was great.
I like that it wasn’t so much an adaptation of the novel as a dialogue with it. #frankenstien
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
What a wonderful mess.
So many weird adaptation choices. Utterly fascinating. Beauty and the beast callouts with Mia goth as the belle/elizabeth/mary Shelly standin was great.
I like that it wasn’t so much an adaptation of the novel as a dialogue with it. #frankenstien
So many weird adaptation choices. Utterly fascinating. Beauty and the beast callouts with Mia goth as the belle/elizabeth/mary Shelly standin was great.
I like that it wasn’t so much an adaptation of the novel as a dialogue with it. #frankenstien
OMG!
I read online that the publisher of Mark Danielewski’s new novel Tom‘s Crossing issued 26 signed “wasp” copies that feature a dead wasp!!!
I was looking through our copies at the store and OMG!!!!😱
I read online that the publisher of Mark Danielewski’s new novel Tom‘s Crossing issued 26 signed “wasp” copies that feature a dead wasp!!!
I was looking through our copies at the store and OMG!!!!😱
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
OMG!
I read online that the publisher of Mark Danielewski’s new novel Tom‘s Crossing issued 26 signed “wasp” copies that feature a dead wasp!!!
I was looking through our copies at the store and OMG!!!!😱
I read online that the publisher of Mark Danielewski’s new novel Tom‘s Crossing issued 26 signed “wasp” copies that feature a dead wasp!!!
I was looking through our copies at the store and OMG!!!!😱
This is called making Len0v0 work for it:
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is called making Len0v0 work for it:
$19 per hour for a bachelors degree and 1 year industry experience? GTFOOH, [email protected]
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
$19 per hour for a bachelors degree and 1 year industry experience? GTFOOH, [email protected]
Apropos of nothing...
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Apropos of nothing...
Todays very serious d&d session.
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Todays very serious d&d session.
I finally got a look at the TSwift fascist ss necklace everyone has been talking about. And yeah. That is defiantly a thing the "big bad" racist sun elves in my D&D campaign would sport. I'm incorporating it into the campaign. I wonder if my Highschool-aged players will recognize it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I finally got a look at the TSwift fascist ss necklace everyone has been talking about. And yeah. That is defiantly a thing the "big bad" racist sun elves in my D&D campaign would sport. I'm incorporating it into the campaign. I wonder if my Highschool-aged players will recognize it.
Duck-face selfies with scarecrows
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Duck-face selfies with scarecrows
At some point in the last 15 years my local urban pumpkin patch has become a destination photoshoot location for social media “influencers.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At some point in the last 15 years my local urban pumpkin patch has become a destination photoshoot location for social media “influencers.”
There is an amazing light show/water show going on right now in Seoul right now on the hanggang bridge. Anyone know what’s up?
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There is an amazing light show/water show going on right now in Seoul right now on the hanggang bridge. Anyone know what’s up?
Good morning San Francisco
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Good morning San Francisco
I work really hard every day not to be this guy:
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I work really hard every day not to be this guy:
I’ve been doing some research, and it seems the revolutionary movement in Paul Thomas Anderson’s movie One Battle After Another, #TheFrench75 is named after a 75mm French artillery piece, which was also the inspiration for the cocktail of the same name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_d...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_d...
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’ve been doing some research, and it seems the revolutionary movement in Paul Thomas Anderson’s movie One Battle After Another, #TheFrench75 is named after a 75mm French artillery piece, which was also the inspiration for the cocktail of the same name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_d...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_d...
For novel length Piccirilli try Hexes, or A Choir of Ill Children (One of which I had the honor of publishing in hardcover, so I may be biased.)
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
For novel length Piccirilli try Hexes, or A Choir of Ill Children (One of which I had the honor of publishing in hardcover, so I may be biased.)
It’s been 30 years since I picked up this collection & became a forever-fan of Tom Piccirilli.
This collection of Pic n Self stories found their way out of a long-closed box & into my hand last month & time is right for a re-read. Happy spooky season.
This collection of Pic n Self stories found their way out of a long-closed box & into my hand last month & time is right for a re-read. Happy spooky season.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s been 30 years since I picked up this collection & became a forever-fan of Tom Piccirilli.
This collection of Pic n Self stories found their way out of a long-closed box & into my hand last month & time is right for a re-read. Happy spooky season.
This collection of Pic n Self stories found their way out of a long-closed box & into my hand last month & time is right for a re-read. Happy spooky season.
John Carpenter Presents
The Secret Porn Videos of Bob Crane
(pop culture deep cut, because ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️)
The Secret Porn Videos of Bob Crane
(pop culture deep cut, because ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️)
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
John Carpenter Presents
The Secret Porn Videos of Bob Crane
(pop culture deep cut, because ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️)
The Secret Porn Videos of Bob Crane
(pop culture deep cut, because ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️)
I am in a new book club and just finished the October Book: The Troop by Nick Cutter
A very fun October read. Well , fun might not be the way to describe it. Grim and unrelenting? But I think you get what I mea…. perfect for the season.
A very fun October read. Well , fun might not be the way to describe it. Grim and unrelenting? But I think you get what I mea…. perfect for the season.
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am in a new book club and just finished the October Book: The Troop by Nick Cutter
A very fun October read. Well , fun might not be the way to describe it. Grim and unrelenting? But I think you get what I mea…. perfect for the season.
A very fun October read. Well , fun might not be the way to describe it. Grim and unrelenting? But I think you get what I mea…. perfect for the season.
Endemic car culture and speeding is running into San Francisco's new speed cams:
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October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Endemic car culture and speeding is running into San Francisco's new speed cams:
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