jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
A favourite technique of ol Quentin T
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A favourite technique of ol Quentin T
And, if someone asks. I only consume smut made by real human beings. LIKE THEM FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And, if someone asks. I only consume smut made by real human beings. LIKE THEM FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!
Work mate: I tried Death Stranding, what's it even about? I quit within 2 hrs!
Me: You reconnect cities in post apoc USA by delivering goods.
WM: that's it?
Me: Pretty much..oh, wait 2 hrs? You mean you didn't get to fling your poop at ghost whales to keep the baby happy?
WM: I'm sorry, what?!
Me: You reconnect cities in post apoc USA by delivering goods.
WM: that's it?
Me: Pretty much..oh, wait 2 hrs? You mean you didn't get to fling your poop at ghost whales to keep the baby happy?
WM: I'm sorry, what?!
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Work mate: I tried Death Stranding, what's it even about? I quit within 2 hrs!
Me: You reconnect cities in post apoc USA by delivering goods.
WM: that's it?
Me: Pretty much..oh, wait 2 hrs? You mean you didn't get to fling your poop at ghost whales to keep the baby happy?
WM: I'm sorry, what?!
Me: You reconnect cities in post apoc USA by delivering goods.
WM: that's it?
Me: Pretty much..oh, wait 2 hrs? You mean you didn't get to fling your poop at ghost whales to keep the baby happy?
WM: I'm sorry, what?!