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J Mills
@jmillsjr.bsky.social
Twitter ex-pat. I watch Horror Movies. Disney “adult,” Drive-In Mutant, Time Waster. I'm not that interesting really. Find me on LetterBoxd. jmillsjr262 on IG
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yo! Somebody tell the Blue Öyster Cult that I spent 12-7-7 minutes listening to the “Imaginos” album this year!

I don’t know how I did that.

(For the uninitiated, “12-7-7” is part of the chorus for the BÖC song “Hot Rails To Hell.” It’s an interesting coincidence)

#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Same asshole.

Wild, right?
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just a reminder that, should the need ever arise, I can go undercover as a “regular normal honky” with minimal prep.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Looking good

Even if that one reindeer is an absolute fuckin’ dick-face…
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My “proof of life” selfie for my bride, to prove that I got a take and tidied the leaves in the front yard. I’m a good husband. We don’t own a tree

Also, this isn’t even my only *other* LONGLEGS tee!! YOU FOOL
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Here they are. The LAST of the strange Halloween candy.

And they’re SO GOOD. Candy of the year. Bravo, Kool-Aid

(Like most fruit candies, grape was best. In my humble opinion)
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Udo Kier

1944-2025
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This speech is my recital,
I think it's very vital,
To rock a rhyme that's right on time,
"It's Tricky" is the title

Here we go

It's tricky to rock a rhyme,
to rock a rhyme,
that's right on time,
it's tricky,
It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Clu wouldn’t have left his trailer if his makeup looked as bad as Donnie’s
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ego, misfortune, and poor decisions.

But now I’m working to bring it all down from the inside
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is what fuels me. This is the source of my power
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s *her* season
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am once again wishing for a FULL video of Christmas Eve Pageant from LOVE ACTUALLY
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Watching LOVE ACTUALLY with my bride. It’s *always* cuter than I remember. But this time:

THAT’S MICHAEL PARKINSON FROM GHOSTWATCH!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?”

…I learned a lot about myself at 16.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hosting Thanksgiving

Side effect: this is my first time in a LONG time buying booze.

Three Stores. Nobody ONCE carded me. Not even at the self checkout.

Blanche Devereaux was right.
It *does* sting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is indeed a dark day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s a shame the image doesn’t post better as a thumbnail.

Ces’t la vie
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Welp.

I clicked my browsing history, only to discover to my disgust, that AI wants people to really be as dumb as possible.

My brothers and sisters and beautiful enbys; we’re cooked
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
WHAT IS UP with Camille Sullivan and Dog Movies?

I’m not complaining. NOBODY loves Dog Movies more than me! But it’s starting to feel intentional at this point…

(And SCREWED? It’s actually about DOGNAPPING?)

@letterboxd.social #Dogs #DogMovies #BestInShow #ShelbyOaks #HunterHunter #ADogsWayHome
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For those ever curious about how my long-winded Letterboxd Reviews a formed, here’s a little peek at the roughing-out process. It may look very different from the final result.

@letterboxd.social #ShelbyOaks
#KeithDavid
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM