You just can't trust everything you read on the Internet. That was a real live naked alien dancer and everyone knows it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_...

Bad news for Spirit Halloween shoppers

To speak autobiographically, when I was in high school, I had to check out LPs from the library to listen to music. It was always the lamest album of any specific artist. I think that maybe estates donated records to the library after someone died, and what they died of was listening to bad music.

My experience of mashing up Lovecraft with other mythos:

Cthulhu x Christianity = Blasphemy for both sides

Cthulhu x Gershwin = Blasphemy for one side only

Cthulhu x Monty Python = Hilarity ensues for all

Cthulhu x Sid & Marty Krofft = This is the way

I predict that in the near future people will exclusively communicate using semantic arrangements of Funko Pop! figures instead of language, meaning that instead of online posts, people will display their selected figures on a sacred toadstool-shaped pedestal in their home or padded cell in my case.

NEED HELP, WHICH FUNKO POP! MUSTACHE?

MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTACHE OR MUSTA....

Need help deciding which Iron Maiden figure to get first to start my Satanic 80s hair metal Funko Pop! collection:

Piece of Mind Eddie,

Somewhere in Time Eddie,

Mummy Eddie , OR

Pharaoh Eddie

Need help deciding which Molly Ringwald figure to get first to start my John Hughes 80s teen movie Funko Pop! collection:

Samantha Baker from Sixteen Candles,

Claire Standish from The Breakfast Club,

Andie Walsh from Pretty in Pink , OR

Samantha Baker (Bridesmaid Dress) from Sixteen Candles

The Typographical T(errors) of H.P. Lovecraft

The great horror writer is famous for vividly lurid imagery and mind-boggling world-building but also for his blatant racism and, to me, pervasive typos.
But here is an example of a racist typo, an extra word no one notices because of who the writer is.

Welcome To Our Little Patch Of The Sky

New rafflesia just dropped.
#naturepics #worldslargestflower #thisisbotany

The burning question of the day:

Oystercatcher images from May 1984 issue of Ranger Rick magazine published by the National Wildlife Federation

#repeatafterme #rangerrickiscoolnow #nodebateonthis

Now let's catch up with Lieutenant Oystercatcher Doug on "Oystercatchers D.N.C.O."

#standsfor #donotcatchoysters #sorryitsunderwater

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Doug (this is Doug).
#thisisdoug #thisisornithology

Further adventures of our friend the oystercatcher
#ilovepsychobirds #我最爱神经病鸟

How many oysters can an oystercatcher catch?