For the record, it had to be Gilbert Gottfried.

Confirmation from this article:

www.cracked.com/article_4570...

Even though the retelling of the joke in this article got it backwards!

(No disrespect to those who take photos of their pets from a respectful distance or to pets that actually have their own phone and are taking selfies.) But I am still unsure if those videos of pets seemingly communicating with semantic buttons on floor mats are real or edited or just AI shenanigans.

Does not even ring a bell. Must have been on the channel that did not have Land of the Lost.

But you had me at Wolfman Jack.

1979 classics: Mikey Dread: African Anthem or
Throbbing Gristle: 20 Jazz Funk Greats

By this line of reasoning, have international organizations ever proposed just subsidizing the nations with rain forests so that they do not have to exploit and ruin these natural resources?

Wire, more like: Why her?

Annoying inaccurate Asian stereotype scenario #2: Having Japanese characters replace their "R's" with "L's" (getting accent backwards). Example: UHF (1989), in which karate guys, led by Japanese-American actor Gedde Watanabe, burst from a supply closet and say "Suplize!"
youtu.be/GHS_GQLgqtM?...

Annoying inaccurate Asian sterotype scenario #1: Having Chinese characters replace their "L's" with "R's" (wrong ethnic group). Example: A Christmas Story (1983), in which the family goes to a Chinese restaurant for Christmas, and the staff sings "Deck the Halls" for them.
youtu.be/vWdnI4lZIN8?...

Two ways to know your (soon to be former) friend is having a bad trip:
1. "This is the sweetest, happiest music ever. What is it?"
Me: "Um, Locust Abortion Technician by the Butthole Surfers."
2. "This is the evilest, most cacophonous music ever. What is it?"
Me: "Um, Astral Weeks by V. Morrison."

My reasons for parting ways with this Butthole Surfers CD:
1. Sounds best in car full blast; still had my cassette for that.
2. Worried altered party-goers might accidentally play it and have bad trip.
3. Did not fit in any category in my collection: Not really experimental, or punk, or psychedelic.

My analysis of why my past self parted ways with this Bowie Low CD was it always made me feel jealous of Bowie/Eno in a weird way. I wished I could make experimental music that could touch so many people like that. So it was painful to listen to it. Also, it does not have good coherence as an album.