Yessey
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I make snap judgments about you based on your shoes.
Phish|Ducks|Chargers|A's☹️
Phish|Ducks|Chargers|A's☹️
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Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon
Did you know that if you just loudly say "Hey Meta, film this" people will go away? You don't even need the glasses.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did you know that if you just loudly say "Hey Meta, film this" people will go away? You don't even need the glasses.
I'm starting to arrange the clothes in my dresser by each of my "eras." Noticing a couple trends.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm starting to arrange the clothes in my dresser by each of my "eras." Noticing a couple trends.
I was at a 9am showing of Zootopia 2 today and oh boy are 4-year-olds excited for the new Mario movie.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I was at a 9am showing of Zootopia 2 today and oh boy are 4-year-olds excited for the new Mario movie.
Based on my memories the drive time between Seattle and Portland has increased by over 90 minutes in the last 20 years.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Based on my memories the drive time between Seattle and Portland has increased by over 90 minutes in the last 20 years.
It's a little late in the night for it but I just picked up the guitar with intent and direction for the first time in many, many months.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
It's a little late in the night for it but I just picked up the guitar with intent and direction for the first time in many, many months.
Taking a break from editing to listen to Huey Lewis for inspiration.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Taking a break from editing to listen to Huey Lewis for inspiration.
Phew ChatGPT said I’m not a sociopath.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Phew ChatGPT said I’m not a sociopath.
The bumper music for this Duck game is not jam bands.☹️
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The bumper music for this Duck game is not jam bands.☹️
I don't know how they expect me to be productive today with the internet so busy and the Ducks playing tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don't know how they expect me to be productive today with the internet so busy and the Ducks playing tonight.
Can’t figure out if I’m a protoplasm or an ectoplasm guy. Too close to call.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can’t figure out if I’m a protoplasm or an ectoplasm guy. Too close to call.
27 pages of space for passport stamps seems excessive for the standard issue.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
27 pages of space for passport stamps seems excessive for the standard issue.
Scientists act like taking shady money to fund their research isn’t a bribe.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Scientists act like taking shady money to fund their research isn’t a bribe.
Who's got my heady 12/30 MSG extras?
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who's got my heady 12/30 MSG extras?
If you’re a sports betting person the Steelers ML is an amazing value bet right now. Signed, a Chargers fan.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you’re a sports betting person the Steelers ML is an amazing value bet right now. Signed, a Chargers fan.
We need a dead man’s switch on this 6-7 thing. I’m scared that it will just disappear overnight and nobody will notice.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We need a dead man’s switch on this 6-7 thing. I’m scared that it will just disappear overnight and nobody will notice.
Fun seeing how 4 of the 5 Chargers O line starters are either the worst or second worst in the league.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fun seeing how 4 of the 5 Chargers O line starters are either the worst or second worst in the league.
They just played Sand as bumper music in the UCLA-Nebraska game and you’ll never know if I’m lying or not because there a 0% chance and of you are watching.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They just played Sand as bumper music in the UCLA-Nebraska game and you’ll never know if I’m lying or not because there a 0% chance and of you are watching.
I don’t think the pee-on-a-stick pregnancy test will ever die. The reveal is too dramatic.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don’t think the pee-on-a-stick pregnancy test will ever die. The reveal is too dramatic.
The movie "Blank Check" taught me that any house that doesn't have a waterslide in your bedroom isn't your dream house.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The movie "Blank Check" taught me that any house that doesn't have a waterslide in your bedroom isn't your dream house.
Is there anything more resilient to changes in technology than every printer ever?
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is there anything more resilient to changes in technology than every printer ever?