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mr splendour
@jobcreator.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
I have a degree in Unveiling the Splendour
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have a degree in Unveiling the Splendour
I got a simple physical done a few weeks back and the office billed $1500 to my insurance lmao
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I got a simple physical done a few weeks back and the office billed $1500 to my insurance lmao
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If the Assman can do it, so can you
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If the Assman can do it, so can you
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tonight we let the dingle talk
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
tonight we let the dingle talk
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The Splendour Mindset is one of the core cultural tenets of Assmanism
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Splendour Mindset is one of the core cultural tenets of Assmanism
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What age should you tell your kids that Santa Claus is in the Epstein files
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What age should you tell your kids that Santa Claus is in the Epstein files
The sandwich was honestly such a good idea
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The sandwich was honestly such a good idea
I do love a nice pizza
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I do love a nice pizza
The gamers are mad
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The gamers are mad
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Young assman can enjoy a Friday pizza
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Young assman can enjoy a Friday pizza
I’m going to start a hedge fund
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m going to start a hedge fund
Nice delicatessen bro
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nice delicatessen bro
Break out the acetone it’s time to party
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Break out the acetone it’s time to party
Would you guys fly with Assman Air
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Would you guys fly with Assman Air
Gotta see the Spring Man tomorrow about some springs
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Gotta see the Spring Man tomorrow about some springs
Voy a desvelar los esplendores
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Voy a desvelar los esplendores