Worst timeline imaginable
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Worst timeline imaginable
Me reading your posts
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me reading your posts
LinkedIn still delivering the goods
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
LinkedIn still delivering the goods
That’s right brother
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That’s right brother
*guy who spends $250 on a haircut* “I use a little olive oil”
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
*guy who spends $250 on a haircut* “I use a little olive oil”
Great burger ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Great burger ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Normal guys reassuring us things are going great
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Normal guys reassuring us things are going great
Professional yogurt #ShoppingWithAssman
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Professional yogurt #ShoppingWithAssman
Now would be a good time to buy one of those apes
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Now would be a good time to buy one of those apes
Gonna name my band this
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Gonna name my band this
Being a college kid in 2025 must be so insane, your rent is like $2,000 and ramen costs over a fucking dollar
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Being a college kid in 2025 must be so insane, your rent is like $2,000 and ramen costs over a fucking dollar
Assman president wouldn’t fuck this up so incredibly just sayin
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Assman president wouldn’t fuck this up so incredibly just sayin
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
Ass Day once again
September 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ass Day once again
