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jobeans.bsky.social
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@jobeans.bsky.social
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HRT 7/23/2025
#art for my drawings
#cats for caramel the tortie
#food for mostly soups and salads
#fursuit for fursuit (@cricketcreations.bsky.social)
#nsfw for nsfw
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Twitter screenshot by user @gioobrat love that being tied up is a fetish, like okay shoe😭
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Birders will be like ouhhh the scrunkly blorbo 😭 and then show you a dude who looks like this image: a small black bird with enormous feet
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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bronze age mfs preparing to crown themselves supreme god emperor of the known universe after taking over two small towns on the euphrates
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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good news: she hasn't tried to attack, climb, or eat the tree

#cats
caramel the tortoiseshell cat staring aimlessly into the distance next to the christmas tree
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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all hail the fertility idol!
the christmas tree lit up in the window. beautiful
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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why does he look like he's made of clay
closeup of donald trumps face. he looks like he has about a centimeter of orange makeup that ends abruptly at his hairline and his ears. he's grinning like no human has ever grinned
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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the fertility idol has arrived
an artificial holiday tree with multicolored lights in the bay window of our home
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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gonna see if this is any good
big can of hard mountain dew
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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did it again. went fantastic.

went to the pharmacy, the liquor store, target (i know), and to a local burger place for dinner

no dirty looks. nobody shot me dead.
selfie. im wearing makeup, my fake leather jacket, and my rose colored blouse bathroom selfie. same outfit but no jacket and my blue skirt is visible
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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crashing out. cant even ogle juicy fox boy butt anymore
screenshot of my bluesky feeds. the last one is highlighted, the furry nsfw feed error message "Hmm some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Internal server error
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Greg 👍
top text: Greg 👍 image: some kind of alligator homunculus
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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i rember i forgor
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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just got a new tarot deck! look at the artwork!!

"the infinite door" tarot by pamela love, artwork by krys maniecki
The empress tarot card, depicted as a robed woman sitting in a chair with a mushroom for a head. pastel color scheme six of wands but its a guy riding a giant beetle in the desert death. a flaming skeleton with a scythe surrounded by dead and dying figures three of swords, three swords stab through a heart covered with flowers
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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tried a creme brulee

#food
creme brulee with a single blackberry on top
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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top text: me being escorted out of the all you can eat chinese buffet image: a small black kitten absolutely covered in some kind of unidentified sauce
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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cober dinky oiter
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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saying some prayers and making some offerings (mountain dew)

#paganism #hellenism
my aphrodite and dionysus altar with the purple and pink candles, the lit incense, and the offering cup full of mountain dew. on the left is my copy of the orphic hymns open to the hymn to venus my other altar, dedicated to the other gods. a lit white candle, a few small statues of gods, a libation cup, an offering bowl, and on the left is my book open to hymn to thundering jupiter
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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havin some fun :3

#nsfw
im rubbing my junk in a hot pink jockstrap same angle but my hand has been replaced by a magic wand vibrator im smooshin my bulge around with the wand
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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them: "heh, okay liberal, what even IS a woman?"

me:
aphrodite rising from the sea an image of the virgin mary a many-armer statue of guanyin a painting of kali
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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in need of advice re: coming out and boundaries
screenshot of a post i would have made but it was 690 characters too long: I'm coming out to my mom and dad in a few weeks. I want them to ask questions, I want them to understand what I'm going through, but I *will not* entertain any debate that questions my validity/identity. Because first of all, I'm a grown woman and who I am is not a matter of debate. But also, in a lot of ways, my parents are smarter and more articulate than me. I'm very worried that if they start trying to invalidate my identity, they'll rhetorically back me into a corner. And when I get backed into a corner, I panic, and when I panic I become a pushover. So that's a hard boundary for me. I want them to know that if the line of questioning starts going that way, I am shutting down the conversation without hesitation. But I don't know how to tell them that in a way that doesn't sound belligerent or like I'm not open to other questions. I want them to know that I want them to understand and that I'm open to questions and good-faith conversations, but I still have boundaries.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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this took me an hour and a half of troubleshooting and about eleven holes in my wall but I'll suck shit out of jeff bezos unwashed hole before i spend fifty fucking dollars for a curtain and tension rod combo
i hung up a bedsheet between my bed nook and the rest of my room with wire and safety pins. im flipping off the makeshift curtain
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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FRENDS
Bubble chart visualization showing accounts you interacted with, sized by total interactions across all engagement types in 2025. Top interacted accounts: @loosf.bsky.social, @systemazure.bsky.social, @antarcticempire.net, @hexedragon.bsky.social, @acidicoccultism.bsky.social (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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oh my fucking gods no
look at this
what the hell is wrong with me
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "shit" (94×), "mean" (93×), "fuck" (90×), "cats" (83×), "else" (76×), "food" (73×), "trans" (69×), "fucking" (65×), "tell" (65×), "myself" (64×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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fixed it
i wish i could be a fat dragon
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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who up souring they cream?

#food
i got a jar of sour creme on my counter. it says "sour cream no fridge" on it and im making grabby hands at it
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM