Jockney Reject
@jockneyreject.bsky.social
London-Scottish, following Orient since ‘77
Following Thistle since yesterday
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Drinks & smokes too much.
Quite fucking sweary. Fights Blackshirts.
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Full-time carer for my disabled mother,
so I don’t get out often.
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#LOFC #WeAreThistle #FightFascism
Following Thistle since yesterday
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Drinks & smokes too much.
Quite fucking sweary. Fights Blackshirts.
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Full-time carer for my disabled mother,
so I don’t get out often.
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#LOFC #WeAreThistle #FightFascism
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Another North London Derby, another day where I’m happy I chose to be a glory-hunting Orient bastard all those years ago, instead of signing on with the family team. Hopefully Mum won’t remember to ask how Spurs got on today …
#THFC #COYS #LOFC #LifeChoices #footballbollocks #GloryHunter
#THFC #COYS #LOFC #LifeChoices #footballbollocks #GloryHunter
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Another North London Derby, another day where I’m happy I chose to be a glory-hunting Orient bastard all those years ago, instead of signing on with the family team. Hopefully Mum won’t remember to ask how Spurs got on today …
#THFC #COYS #LOFC #LifeChoices #footballbollocks #GloryHunter
#THFC #COYS #LOFC #LifeChoices #footballbollocks #GloryHunter
That’s our winning League games 10, 13 or 15-nil brought crashing down to earth 😬
#LOFC #AFCB #WomensFACup #womensfootball
#LOFC #AFCB #WomensFACup #womensfootball
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That’s our winning League games 10, 13 or 15-nil brought crashing down to earth 😬
#LOFC #AFCB #WomensFACup #womensfootball
#LOFC #AFCB #WomensFACup #womensfootball
Despite the moniker of ‘Syrian’, you just know the chap writing looked like this:
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Despite the moniker of ‘Syrian’, you just know the chap writing looked like this:
‘Aye, gies a pack of twenty of whatever the fuck Stranraer been smokin’ man … ‘
#Stranraer #StranraerFC #SPFL #LeagueTwo
#Stranraer #StranraerFC #SPFL #LeagueTwo
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
‘Aye, gies a pack of twenty of whatever the fuck Stranraer been smokin’ man … ‘
#Stranraer #StranraerFC #SPFL #LeagueTwo
#Stranraer #StranraerFC #SPFL #LeagueTwo
Not saying I’m taking full credit for those three points, but my new scarf turned up in the post just a half hour before kickoff …
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not saying I’m taking full credit for those three points, but my new scarf turned up in the post just a half hour before kickoff …
"If you see this, post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it."
October 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"If you see this, post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it."
Either Richie and our defence coaches don’t know what they’re doing, or Currie and Cooper were covering more cracks than Poyfilla.
Conceded seven in just two matches.
Becke and Happles not up to the job, haven’t been for some time. Go on, hate me.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #DefensiveNightmare
Conceded seven in just two matches.
Becke and Happles not up to the job, haven’t been for some time. Go on, hate me.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #DefensiveNightmare
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Either Richie and our defence coaches don’t know what they’re doing, or Currie and Cooper were covering more cracks than Poyfilla.
Conceded seven in just two matches.
Becke and Happles not up to the job, haven’t been for some time. Go on, hate me.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #DefensiveNightmare
Conceded seven in just two matches.
Becke and Happles not up to the job, haven’t been for some time. Go on, hate me.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #DefensiveNightmare
Right, that’s this bollocks sorted again. Had a cracking tally last week, but I only get one good week a season. Fully expecting mince from this lot over the weekend 👌
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks #predictionbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks #predictionbollocks
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Right, that’s this bollocks sorted again. Had a cracking tally last week, but I only get one good week a season. Fully expecting mince from this lot over the weekend 👌
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks #predictionbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks #predictionbollocks
Just found one on e*ay, only the price is a bit steep. I’ll see if I can pull some crafty Cockney bastard on him, and knock it down to £4.89 👌
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just found one on e*ay, only the price is a bit steep. I’ll see if I can pull some crafty Cockney bastard on him, and knock it down to £4.89 👌
US Navy recovered it from the Pacific in ‘94.
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
US Navy recovered it from the Pacific in ‘94.
Good point. What about the Knot Grass caterpillar? (you can see ‘yours’ better irl)
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Good point. What about the Knot Grass caterpillar? (you can see ‘yours’ better irl)
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There’s my £50 on Lochee United winning the Scottish Cup doon the cundie.
#LocheeUnited #Dundee #ScottishCup
#LocheeUnited #Dundee #ScottishCup
September 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There’s my £50 on Lochee United winning the Scottish Cup doon the cundie.
#LocheeUnited #Dundee #ScottishCup
#LocheeUnited #Dundee #ScottishCup
Nowhere near enough ads on the Harrow Online website.
#advertising #couldntbebotheredtbh #cantreadwithallthisbollocks
#advertising #couldntbebotheredtbh #cantreadwithallthisbollocks
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Nowhere near enough ads on the Harrow Online website.
#advertising #couldntbebotheredtbh #cantreadwithallthisbollocks
#advertising #couldntbebotheredtbh #cantreadwithallthisbollocks
Team picked early this week.
Still keeping the faith with Grimsby, hedging my bets with Oldham’s defence and Argyle keeping a clean sheet at the Pirelli. Bradford’s home form been solid, and I left Woodburn in there, as I always seem to get something from Salford.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball
Still keeping the faith with Grimsby, hedging my bets with Oldham’s defence and Argyle keeping a clean sheet at the Pirelli. Bradford’s home form been solid, and I left Woodburn in there, as I always seem to get something from Salford.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Team picked early this week.
Still keeping the faith with Grimsby, hedging my bets with Oldham’s defence and Argyle keeping a clean sheet at the Pirelli. Bradford’s home form been solid, and I left Woodburn in there, as I always seem to get something from Salford.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball
Still keeping the faith with Grimsby, hedging my bets with Oldham’s defence and Argyle keeping a clean sheet at the Pirelli. Bradford’s home form been solid, and I left Woodburn in there, as I always seem to get something from Salford.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball
September 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Big shout out to anyone who had Lincoln and Bradford in their lineup yesterday. Even though I made no changes to my team, still ended up with more points than the previous week. Like Orient though, I’m slipping further down the League Table.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks
September 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Big shout out to anyone who had Lincoln and Bradford in their lineup yesterday. Even though I made no changes to my team, still ended up with more points than the previous week. Like Orient though, I’m slipping further down the League Table.
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #footballbollocks
Be great if we could do that thing today, where we score more goals than the other team or something like that.
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
September 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Be great if we could do that thing today, where we score more goals than the other team or something like that.
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
Looking forward to watching tomorrow’s epic battle at the Berkshire Used Motors Emporium on the wireless set. Oi Oi!
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
September 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Looking forward to watching tomorrow’s epic battle at the Berkshire Used Motors Emporium on the wireless set. Oi Oi!
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
#LOFC #RFC #TheOs #TheRoyals #EFL #LeagueOne
Given the state of my choices for the first seven weeks, I’m just going to leave exactly the same squad for Gameweek 8 because, honestly, what’s the point 😆
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #fuckedifiknow #footballbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #fuckedifiknow #footballbollocks
September 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Given the state of my choices for the first seven weeks, I’m just going to leave exactly the same squad for Gameweek 8 because, honestly, what’s the point 😆
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #fuckedifiknow #footballbollocks
#FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #EFL #fuckedifiknow #footballbollocks
Port Vale have the best home shirt this season. More of this sort of thing please, Orient 👌
#LOFC #PVFC #EFL #LeagueOne #BestShirtOfTheSeasonThis
#LOFC #PVFC #EFL #LeagueOne #BestShirtOfTheSeasonThis
September 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Port Vale have the best home shirt this season. More of this sort of thing please, Orient 👌
#LOFC #PVFC #EFL #LeagueOne #BestShirtOfTheSeasonThis
#LOFC #PVFC #EFL #LeagueOne #BestShirtOfTheSeasonThis
With those subs, and those yellows, looks like there was a glitch in the Matrix in Gloucestershire. Was it an A.I. match?
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
With those subs, and those yellows, looks like there was a glitch in the Matrix in Gloucestershire. Was it an A.I. match?
Happy ‘WTF Was I Thinking’ day to all those who celebrate.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #Abdulai #kickboxing #EasiestRedEver
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #Abdulai #kickboxing #EasiestRedEver
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Happy ‘WTF Was I Thinking’ day to all those who celebrate.
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #Abdulai #kickboxing #EasiestRedEver
#LOFC #OneOrient #OiOi #Abdulai #kickboxing #EasiestRedEver
Shite off and do one, you waxy-faced cunt.
*apologies for the language folks
#FightFascism #FightNazis #FightWankers #TeslaTwat #LetsBeHavingYou #OiOi
*apologies for the language folks
#FightFascism #FightNazis #FightWankers #TeslaTwat #LetsBeHavingYou #OiOi
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shite off and do one, you waxy-faced cunt.
*apologies for the language folks
#FightFascism #FightNazis #FightWankers #TeslaTwat #LetsBeHavingYou #OiOi
*apologies for the language folks
#FightFascism #FightNazis #FightWankers #TeslaTwat #LetsBeHavingYou #OiOi