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joecianflone.bsky.social
King.Crab
@joecianflone.bsky.social
Inventor of the question mark. Full stack developer. Lover of coffee and PHP. Actually enjoys writing CSS by hand. Dad. Laravel. Vue. Svelte. Typescript. React is proof God has abandoned us. Lives in Philly. NYC sports fan
In NYC this weekend but today is the pride parade! 🏳️‍🌈
June 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Things they don’t tell you when you foster a rabbit: you instantly fall in love with them and you fail the foster program and then you have a rabbit
June 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Uhh so Junie is either making art or a nest. If it’s art it’s very pretty…if it’s a nest that means she’s pregnant. So who wants to play “Picasso or Pregnant?”
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here’s my foster bun, Junie, wondering why @jetbrains.com named their AI tool after her
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Trying to get my camera set up, thinking about streaming again and just general better location, but uhh, yeah this ain't it. Though it would be funny if I just streamed like this. Maybe a set of googly eyes and if at any point my camera were positioned to see my face I'd readjust to this view
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@joe.codes would there be any interest in an —ignore-routes option in Wayfinder? I was looking into it and it seems like I could hook into that initial routes collection and filter via uri. Did a super hardcoded test just to see if things blow and it all seems to work so far
April 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Don’t worry he’s next
April 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I did check you guys out but I’m gonna be real honest here…your pricing page is using a pretty shitty dark pattern. On quick glance it *looks* like you guys have a free plan with that big zero right there…then the fine print tells me that’s the first month’s price.
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me: “jeez my computer is running slow as hell is going on?”
Docker: “yeah man you’ve got, like, a lot of stuff running here…you should maybe close down Firefox and Spotify”
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
As far as I can tell the laravel vite directive doesn’t work when you’re routing to dynamic subdomains so I wrote some code and threw it at the top of the main blade file. Works exactly as expected but feels like I’m committing some blasphemous act 😂
January 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m approx 20 minutes outside of Philly and y’all are positively balmy 😂
December 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM