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✨ Three Moose in a Trenchcoat ✨
@joemoose517.bsky.social
*moose calls in triplicate*

He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer

18+ or you'll be blocked!

A.I. can go fuck itself sideways

Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
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In an effort to help with funding for flood recovery, I am selling this hand-made wooly lace shawl!

Pattern is Ashton shawl by Dee O'Keefe.* Added another leaf motif row before doing the border. Measures a general 60 by 30 inches.

100% wool, so it will be itchy to some folks! The yarn is ->
...y'know this might be the only fan art of him that I actually like. Perhaps he needs the aviator shades from the first movie? 🤔

#NSFW
Nick Wilde.🦊😛😛
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Quick work of something for today 🐊
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Hold the heck up, he has an actual name?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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There.

Thoughts?

Meow.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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I see a lot of folks worried about not having "good art" or always having "messy art" or "unfinished art."

That's okay.

We all have those things.

Creating art is never creating perfection. You'll never appeal to everyone. If you enjoy the process, then you're already doing it right.

✌️
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Something really rubs me the wrong way about people seeing a drawing of a fat character and assuming it’s fetish art. Is your thin character fetish art? Fuck off.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Are You Ready???

#ArtAdventCalendar
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It starts tomorrow, my time!

Or, consider it is Midnight in EST, it starts *deep celestial voice* NOW
And please #ArtAdventCalendar participants. There's really only 4 requirements.

Post your own work
No AI images
Have fun

AND PLEASE USE ALT TEXT on every post.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm's a moose.

And moose has antlers, ya dig?

We give ya permission to put lights and ornaments on 'em, because, well, it's what my cousin used to do.

So, feel free to wrap our antlers with tinsel. BUT NO LICKING*! @_@

*yes that was directed to a red-mustachioed lemon wolf 😂
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"The question was: could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3 year olds who sang beer commercials.”

— Joan Ganz Cooney #BOTD

Happy 96th b'day to the co-founder of Children’s Television Workshop + co-creator of SESAME STREET and THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. #PBS #SesameStreet
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It would only eat into my beading time, and that is already crippled as it is. -_-
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Better listen to Coach😤
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I might have drawn him a bit too big
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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🔥

#art ✴︎ #hommv ✴︎ #hommfanart ✴︎ #artistsonbluesky
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Too huge for that short~
KOFI DONATION ART for @jaystarlington.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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oooh! ooohhh! its time for me to nerd out!

the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Having art/manga of ladies having their way with each other spoils the oh-so-homo/gay look of my feed I've worked so hard for. How dare they!

😂🤣🤪
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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❄️ Winter WonderLand ❄️
- feat my lovely husbando!!

#furry #fursona #cartoon #furryart #toonsona #toonfur #disney #looneytunes
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM