Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
@joescaramanga.co.uk
I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
I followed that with Are You Being Served Xmas 1981.
Not Christmassy, just a series of embarrassing song and dance routines, it ends with most of the cast in blackface doing a minstrel show. Except Wendy Richard who apparently refused, but didn't refuse to pull open her top to show her bra.
Grim.
Not Christmassy, just a series of embarrassing song and dance routines, it ends with most of the cast in blackface doing a minstrel show. Except Wendy Richard who apparently refused, but didn't refuse to pull open her top to show her bra.
Grim.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I followed that with Are You Being Served Xmas 1981.
Not Christmassy, just a series of embarrassing song and dance routines, it ends with most of the cast in blackface doing a minstrel show. Except Wendy Richard who apparently refused, but didn't refuse to pull open her top to show her bra.
Grim.
Not Christmassy, just a series of embarrassing song and dance routines, it ends with most of the cast in blackface doing a minstrel show. Except Wendy Richard who apparently refused, but didn't refuse to pull open her top to show her bra.
Grim.
Finished my birthday with some awful Xmas specials last night.
Terry and June '82: suffering post boxing day hangover, Terry decides to organise a NYE party.
Once again his mate can't keep his dick in his trousers. Hilarity does not ensue.
Terry and June '82: suffering post boxing day hangover, Terry decides to organise a NYE party.
Once again his mate can't keep his dick in his trousers. Hilarity does not ensue.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Finished my birthday with some awful Xmas specials last night.
Terry and June '82: suffering post boxing day hangover, Terry decides to organise a NYE party.
Once again his mate can't keep his dick in his trousers. Hilarity does not ensue.
Terry and June '82: suffering post boxing day hangover, Terry decides to organise a NYE party.
Once again his mate can't keep his dick in his trousers. Hilarity does not ensue.
Happy new hoodie day!
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Happy new hoodie day!
Just saw a quick ad for Fackham Hall and thought "ooh, that looks fun" and then discovered it was based on a story by Jimmy Carr.
And he's in it.
And he's in it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just saw a quick ad for Fackham Hall and thought "ooh, that looks fun" and then discovered it was based on a story by Jimmy Carr.
And he's in it.
And he's in it.
I'm buying all the right dvds. Just not necessarily in the right order.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm buying all the right dvds. Just not necessarily in the right order.
Not sure why Kid 1 thinks I look like Frank Sidebottom.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Not sure why Kid 1 thinks I look like Frank Sidebottom.
Good morning.
I am old.
I am old.
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Good morning.
I am old.
I am old.
Fun fact: the postman's boss is played by Lochlyn Munro.
He was in Peacemaker and a couple of episodes of Reacher. He's also one of those bit part actors who turns up in stuff so you know it was filmed in Canada.
He was in Peacemaker and a couple of episodes of Reacher. He's also one of those bit part actors who turns up in stuff so you know it was filmed in Canada.
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fun fact: the postman's boss is played by Lochlyn Munro.
He was in Peacemaker and a couple of episodes of Reacher. He's also one of those bit part actors who turns up in stuff so you know it was filmed in Canada.
He was in Peacemaker and a couple of episodes of Reacher. He's also one of those bit part actors who turns up in stuff so you know it was filmed in Canada.
#NW: Christmas Mail.
Even the kids accept this one is terrible but the fact that they want to watch such a terrible movie despite that makes me happy.
They are doing their own Rifftrax to it.
Even the kids accept this one is terrible but the fact that they want to watch such a terrible movie despite that makes me happy.
They are doing their own Rifftrax to it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#NW: Christmas Mail.
Even the kids accept this one is terrible but the fact that they want to watch such a terrible movie despite that makes me happy.
They are doing their own Rifftrax to it.
Even the kids accept this one is terrible but the fact that they want to watch such a terrible movie despite that makes me happy.
They are doing their own Rifftrax to it.
I love seeing this happy little girl on top of the tree.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love seeing this happy little girl on top of the tree.
Christmas craft fair at the golf club followed by German market at the garden centre.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Christmas craft fair at the golf club followed by German market at the garden centre.
Chippy tea completed.
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Chippy tea completed.
Away Dan's can't get a beer at Chelmsford.
Outrageous.
Outrageous.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Away Dan's can't get a beer at Chelmsford.
Outrageous.
Outrageous.
And I thought Roger Moore and Frankie Howerd visiting kids in hospital dressed as Father Christmas was the most festive thing I'd ever seen...
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
And I thought Roger Moore and Frankie Howerd visiting kids in hospital dressed as Father Christmas was the most festive thing I'd ever seen...
When you get a biscuit for using the potty and not shitting your pants.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
When you get a biscuit for using the potty and not shitting your pants.
Is she made of AI?
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is she made of AI?
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.
Did someone say beveragino?
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did someone say beveragino?
Look at this bastard.
Sitting next to my keyboard, uneaten, mocking me while I deliver a three hour training session over Teams.
Sitting next to my keyboard, uneaten, mocking me while I deliver a three hour training session over Teams.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Look at this bastard.
Sitting next to my keyboard, uneaten, mocking me while I deliver a three hour training session over Teams.
Sitting next to my keyboard, uneaten, mocking me while I deliver a three hour training session over Teams.
It's been quite a year for jaw dropping news.
So hearing that Alan Brazil has been given a show on Virgin Radio on a Saturday night to DJ 70s and 80s tunes barely raises an eyebrow.
So hearing that Alan Brazil has been given a show on Virgin Radio on a Saturday night to DJ 70s and 80s tunes barely raises an eyebrow.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's been quite a year for jaw dropping news.
So hearing that Alan Brazil has been given a show on Virgin Radio on a Saturday night to DJ 70s and 80s tunes barely raises an eyebrow.
So hearing that Alan Brazil has been given a show on Virgin Radio on a Saturday night to DJ 70s and 80s tunes barely raises an eyebrow.
