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Joe Streckert
@joestreckert.bsky.social
Portland writer. Erstwhile podcaster. Occasional author. Horror fan and pinball enthusiast. https://linktr.ee/joestreckert
This poster looks like a 30 Rock background joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Many will be up until January. Review and approval is even more of a bottleneck.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It has very similar vibes to “democrat party.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Any zombies chomp any vampires yet?
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Could this impart consciousness or personality on a zombie? Or resurrect one that had died?
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
1: Vampire brains work like human brains, and damaging them is very likely to kill them. This would make a Phineas Gage vampire possible. Or,

2: Decapitation works for spiritual/symbolic reasons, in which case they probably could regenerate a chomped brain if most of the head is still there.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yeah, it depends on vampire rules. It comes down to two options for me:
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We should write a grant!
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Consuming” dammit, autocorrect!
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Would consulting vampire blood juice up or perhaps envampify a zombie? We don’t know! Much to think about.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes! You don’t have to work in a thing about a fire that burns forever. The Northwest just looks like that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I was so annoyed when the movie put Silent Hill in West Virginia. Obviously it's in Oregon. Because of Astoria and Kindergarten Cop.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I also did the wings in fish sauce, which was a delightful little extra. Turkey's so much better when you don't care about having the big centerpiece and you actually treat it like food.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That caused me psychic damage. It was like the whole of reality lurched slightly to the left and back again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The two leads were great, though. Moore and Qualley did a lot of good acting with a bad script.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM