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Johann
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Computer Engineer | Black Mesa Speedrunning Legend | Entomology | Race Cars! | Fighting Anti-Wasp Propaganda | Opinions are my own | Play Duck Game
Starting the next round of the Sim Rally Masters endurance rally championship in an hour. 100km of driving today in the mud with barely any time for repairs

twitch.tv/johannvonvorst
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Excuse me ma’am
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My livery for the next Sim Rally Masters endurance rally. Out here celebrating right hand drive-versity
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Going to do Round 1 of Sim Rally Masters, a massive online endurance rally competition, tomorrow at 1pm EDT. Come watch here

www.twitch.tv/johannvonvorst
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lampreys. The only chordate you can genuinely call four-eyes (depending on what you consider a distinct separate eye)

If we include sharks then idk prolly the common snapping turtle or a rattlesnake. Phylogeny is a funny thing
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Got my friends to watch deep space nine with me
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Better be a real actual wasp you’re talking about
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There were a lot of fantastic races this season but I think my favorite lil moment was Alex Palou finally being allowed to do donuts when he finally locked up the championship, and drawing a perfect circle
August 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My buddy Waezone and I are racing in Richard Burns Rally at the Sourceruns marathon tomorrow at 4:20pm EST. Tune in.
August 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don't want the indycar season to end
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Okay this one gets a pass what a swell guy
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Haven't played the game so I'm likely missing critical information and in fairness theyre stylized in their own way but I personally don't like many of the bugs I've seen are distilled into "spindly humanoid with backwards mandible head"
August 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
brutal
August 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unfortunately I need more parts so the mini won't be ready for the rallycross event this weekend

BUT

The engine runs. I did my own timing chain replacement. I knew nothing about working on cars 2 months ago.
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Having lots of fun watching all the rove beetles fold their wings up
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Certainly the rally movies of all time. Also my first time watching Chinese films which was an interesting experience. Big fan of a rally movie about just finishing the race. Wish they woulda leaned into it more.
July 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So painfully close
July 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am very glad I came back to gdq and stayed all week this time. Plenty of time to do silly things with friends, watch some great shows, and enjoy the intensely happy and excited atmosphere

Final Fzero AX PB of the week
July 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
July 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Now this is gaming
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
May 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nothing has ever made me more proud of my state. This shit could not happen anywhere else
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This was supposed to be the year of Scott Dixon man :(

Anyway good race. Watched the underdog get absolutely trolled out of the win over and over again
May 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wrong!
May 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
he gonna rip the entomology pin out his chest and poke a scientist with it
May 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM