Even if it's a worse movie than Sex And the City 2, I doubt could possibly be as much of a vile, evil object.

That cat is S C H E M I N G.

It's the Groverhäus of bricks. Groverbrïkk, if you will.

Throw off the chains of old fashioned communication and replace them with the blockchain. Progress!

Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!

If Bad Religion and GWAR ever collaborate, this would be the name of the album.

ZooTWOpia even has an internal rhyme!

And now he might be taking over Poker Face?! I'm cautiously optimistic.

It's not as illegal as the Petey Pounderoga's PoundTown one!

Tired: secret badass hardware store employee murdering random people with the stuff he sells
Wired: not-so-secret badass craft store employee murdering felt monsters when they’re not at their day job