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Johnny Two Hats
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Pretend he got evaluated for a concussion at halftime to save everybody's face and see what McKee can do in the second half. It's worth getting an answer to that question before the season is over.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Dave Dombrowski said Phillies and Don Mattingly have mutual interest in vacant bench coach job. Sounds like a matter of when, not if.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I cannot believe someone at NBC sports was like “oh, this looks good, let’s keep doing it”. It ruined the game on TV. Just enshittification for the sake of it. America 2025 I guess.
Hey @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com, your drone is distracting and the shot itself is awful. Please knock it off.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My God with this fucking drone @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hey @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com, your drone is distracting and the shot itself is awful. Please knock it off.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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They should shutter Cooperstown and just tape this to the door for the reason
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Get your shitass drone outta here!! @sixersnba.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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That fucking drone at the Sixers game needs to be Hitchbot'd
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Shoutout to the guy standing away from the pile confidently gesturing it's first and 10 for your team. That oughta do it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Zegras being awful at penalty shots continues to make no sense
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Well if it's one thing we don't have to worry about, it's Josh Harris having an oft injured superstar play and get injured.
Washington is intent on Jayden 3ing him …
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Phillies may lose some free agents, but Bryce Harper is circulating his blood through a fax machine.

World Series here we come.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bryce on Opening Day
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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this is AI, as should be obvious by the PICE vest, please stop sharing it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Arson? Not, I dunno, attempted murder?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
A high school senior was charged with federal arson after allegedly setting fire to a sleeping subway passenger in New York early Monday morning.
https://cnn.it/3XDLFg8
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Doug Pederson, we now know, had never really called plays before the Eagles hired him and he won a Super Bowl here. That's not the issue.
Kevin Patullo has never called plays in his life but he was put in charge of the Eagles offense anyway. How would you feel if someone who never did the job was made your boss?
[Weekend Repost]
phillyfrontoffice.com/2025/11/29/w...
Why was Kevin Patullo Hired Again?
Patullo never should have been in this position.
phillyfrontoffice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team

CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']

SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM