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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin
@johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social
Middle aged guy who dabbles in various entertainment mediums. YT channels: @Blumpkinshow and @Blumpkinmusic
Mamas please dont let your babies grow up to be this guy!
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All these pics of #Trump with his hair looking like shit and showing how bald he is going... Donnie, its ok; It happens to the best of us eventually. Just BIC your head clean like a cue ball and complete your metamorphosis into the wish dot com version of #LexLuthor
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Call me a true fan, call me a glutton for punishment but I am binging as many episodes of Dark Side of the Ring (even re-watching a bunch) before it leaves HULU.
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can we please replace all the #ICE ads during #AEW #Dynamite with commercials to "Join the Dark Order"?!?! PLEASE!!!
October 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Did I tweet and post the idea enough that Tony Khan heard me? We're getting #AceAustin in the #BangBangGang!!! #AEW
September 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Where have I seen Pac's new look before... It's like he merged father and son. #SuperBro #Pac #AEW #Dynamite #DeathRiders
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"I see you!!!!!" - Pac
September 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Short haired, shirt wearing pac is my least favorite version of the Bastard... #AEW #Dynamite #DeathRiders
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I swear to god, Britt Baker better be on #AEW #Dynamite in Pittsburgh tonight!!!
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A return to the age of "a Boy & his Dinosaur"... #AEW #AllOut
September 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He was the best and will be missed. RIP Boomer #Caturday
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Dont give up hope yet Camila Cabello... But seriously, FUCK #TRUMP!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Has anyone else noticed that Cindy Crawford has slowly turned into Joe Perry from #Aerosmith in the face?
August 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Extra contract time just to STILL sit at home and NOT wrestle... #FreeDanhausen #AEW #WWE
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Warner Bros Discovery, stop dismantling the history of #CartoonNetwork.
August 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Another great signing for #AEW by TK.
August 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
August 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
August 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The episode of #BobsBurgers with Teddy and the Naval ship scuttling/reunion ended up being one of my favorites of the series due to the final resolution being so poignant. Double-Dip got the ship bell and stuck down his pants, so I guess he's Dingle-Nuts now...
August 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is Louie, he joined the family a week ago. #Caturday
August 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why tf are we not getting an #ApeEscape trilogy remaster?
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
#KyleFletcher of #AEW
1. He appears to buy his eye wear at the same place as my daughters... #Claires.
2. Shaved head Fletcher looks like a thumb.
3. the Pink trunks and tan have me thinking "hey, it's a Metro-sexual Aussie Ken doll"
4. Avoid prison with those DSL's
August 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM