Johnny Downtown
@johnnydowntown.bsky.social
Artist. Army Vet. We fucking told you so. Independents & Leftists are collaborators. Guns are for fear-based dumb dumbs. FUCK Bernie Sanders and his bastard son, David Hogg.
Momma’s little baby loves shortening bread. A little too much.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Momma’s little baby loves shortening bread. A little too much.
Agreed. Can’t quite put my finger on it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Agreed. Can’t quite put my finger on it.
Gotta smudge that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gotta smudge that shit.
Gossip for sure. Lord knows I love to discuss the misfortune of my perceived enemies.
I will say that Bluesky is much more conducive to that than the Bad Place.
I will say that Bluesky is much more conducive to that than the Bad Place.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Gossip for sure. Lord knows I love to discuss the misfortune of my perceived enemies.
I will say that Bluesky is much more conducive to that than the Bad Place.
I will say that Bluesky is much more conducive to that than the Bad Place.
I can’t skate. Like at all.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I can’t skate. Like at all.
We should be on ice skates for this!
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We should be on ice skates for this!
I love this song.
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love this song.
He’s a fucking Do Something dude. Jesus.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He’s a fucking Do Something dude. Jesus.
Not a friend. He owes me $20 and avoids my texts.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Not a friend. He owes me $20 and avoids my texts.
Hi! I’m the ghost of James Brady. I’m going to visit you for the next 5 nights and rest my ghost balls on your chin as you sleep.
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hi! I’m the ghost of James Brady. I’m going to visit you for the next 5 nights and rest my ghost balls on your chin as you sleep.
Same. I can’t abide that shit.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Same. I can’t abide that shit.
May as well throw a can of peaches in there and call it day.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
May as well throw a can of peaches in there and call it day.
I think your characterization of the instructor’s response is better than mine.
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think your characterization of the instructor’s response is better than mine.
The kid can’t write. She did not meet the requirements of the assignment and was taken to task for it. The only thing more sensitive and averse to criticism than a Gen Z student is a Christian Gen Z student.
And it’s not a 1st issue, for fuck’s sake.
And it’s not a 1st issue, for fuck’s sake.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The kid can’t write. She did not meet the requirements of the assignment and was taken to task for it. The only thing more sensitive and averse to criticism than a Gen Z student is a Christian Gen Z student.
And it’s not a 1st issue, for fuck’s sake.
And it’s not a 1st issue, for fuck’s sake.
Reductive neo-hippy bullshit.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reductive neo-hippy bullshit.
That olive green…
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
That olive green…
As dry as Ben Shapiro’s wife.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As dry as Ben Shapiro’s wife.
What a sweetheart.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What a sweetheart.
Complete agreement.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Complete agreement.