John Patrick Higgins
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Writer and Wronger. Some Collateral Dumbage.
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I have a new website! It's your one-stop-shop for all things Higgins. Read about my books, look at my large, grainy, black and white face, read my thoughts, and the thoughts of the thinking people who think about me.

Step inside, love!

www.johnpatrickhiggins.com
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Spine, is out now. It's been called "the funniest book of the year", but it's also an angry, visceral, and ultimately thankful meditation on mortality. With funny jokes.

It's a companion-piece to my previous book, Teeth. So if you enjoyed that, you'll ADORE this one.
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Spine has thrilled the Gnome Appreciation society! Lovely review in which he notes I call Batman a dick, and have the reviewer chuckling so hard over soup-based antics he upsets his neighbour. Funniest book of the year! What? Just THIS year? I think we can go further than that.
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So you get fewer words on here now. But I have so much to say. I mean, I've got nothing RIGHT NOW, but in theory...yeah...
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@patsycollins.bsky.social Thrilled my short story, "No Light In The Trees", is featured in Weird Horror number 10, just one of a coterie of curiosities contained therein.

Why not buy a copy? You will never sleep again. FACT.

Never sleep again in a GOOD WAY, obviously.

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I am thrilled to be able to share Anne Marie Hantho's beautiful cover to Spine, my new book, coming to your bookshelf this summer. A semi-sequel to Teeth, Spine sees me further cataloguing my failing body parts. What's next, you ask.

Probably best not to ask.

You do NOT want to know.
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Sadly, Alice here does not represent my views.
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That's how you sex up a dystopian future: a small, badly pointed brick wall front and centre of the action.

In the future, you gotta know where your trowel is.
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Shelley Duvall wither iguana, Hasbro. She's adorable.
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Detail of a Roman mosaic, 300-400AD. I think that's Romulus and Remus' lovely mum.
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www.popmatters.com/john-patrick... Review of "Fine" in Popmatters:
"Lines of action are as invisibly elegant and neatly crafted as any one of the writer’s beautiful sentences. Both gut-bruisingly funny and achingly sad. The line between the tragic and the comic is, of course, a fine one." Wow!
John Patrick Higgins' 'Fine' Hangs on in Quiet Desperation » PopMatters
The lives of middle-aged men are to John Patrick Higgins as the statue of Ozymandias was to Shelley: epic, broken, and tragi-comic monuments to quiet desperation.
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The sky is still blue, the clouds come and go, yet something is different.

RIP David Lynch.
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Kemp making me look bad in my own dream. Classic Gaz.