John Rosenberger
@johnnyro.bsky.social
Me, a man in his 40s, explaining one of my favorite bands - “Well, they play heavy music, they mostly sing either about beating people to death with your bare hands or how nice it is to live in the San Fernando Valley and their lead singer is a wrestler. Oh, and they absolutely LOVE samurai shit.”
April 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me, a man in his 40s, explaining one of my favorite bands - “Well, they play heavy music, they mostly sing either about beating people to death with your bare hands or how nice it is to live in the San Fernando Valley and their lead singer is a wrestler. Oh, and they absolutely LOVE samurai shit.”
TikTok decided that a thing I would enjoy is watch Draft Day and Trouble With The Curve in 90 second increments and they were correct.
March 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
TikTok decided that a thing I would enjoy is watch Draft Day and Trouble With The Curve in 90 second increments and they were correct.
Thank god I didn’t know about The Front Bottlms when I was in junior high & in high school and played trumpet. I would have been the worst version of acoustic guitar at a party guy.
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thank god I didn’t know about The Front Bottlms when I was in junior high & in high school and played trumpet. I would have been the worst version of acoustic guitar at a party guy.
Instagram has, for some reason, spent the week using suggested ads to really rub my face in the fact that Rick Ta Life is a big fat white supremacist and I want to know what I did to deserve this treatment.
March 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Instagram has, for some reason, spent the week using suggested ads to really rub my face in the fact that Rick Ta Life is a big fat white supremacist and I want to know what I did to deserve this treatment.
Well looks like my job has finally blocked the everything app so I guess I will be posting my dumb bullshit here for the foreseeable future.
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well looks like my job has finally blocked the everything app so I guess I will be posting my dumb bullshit here for the foreseeable future.
June 14th 1994.
When is the last time you saw your favorite sports team win a championship?
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
June 14th 1994.
I haven’t gotten to yell in a bit and tonight I get to yell at a hardcore show which, frankly, is my favorite type of yelling to do.
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I haven’t gotten to yell in a bit and tonight I get to yell at a hardcore show which, frankly, is my favorite type of yelling to do.
My best New Years Resolutions in order:
5. Get back in to Magic (2021)
4. Go to at least one new aquarium a month (2025)
3. Keep a physical calendar (2024)
2. Tell people when they smell nice (2019)
1. Enter every new relationship from a platonic stand point (2022)
5. Get back in to Magic (2021)
4. Go to at least one new aquarium a month (2025)
3. Keep a physical calendar (2024)
2. Tell people when they smell nice (2019)
1. Enter every new relationship from a platonic stand point (2022)
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
My best New Years Resolutions in order:
5. Get back in to Magic (2021)
4. Go to at least one new aquarium a month (2025)
3. Keep a physical calendar (2024)
2. Tell people when they smell nice (2019)
1. Enter every new relationship from a platonic stand point (2022)
5. Get back in to Magic (2021)
4. Go to at least one new aquarium a month (2025)
3. Keep a physical calendar (2024)
2. Tell people when they smell nice (2019)
1. Enter every new relationship from a platonic stand point (2022)
Seeing a lot of people on both sides calling Mike Johnson a cuck and I think that's unfair to me, a man who has actually watched a significant other have sex with another man, albeit accidentally. (Seeing it was accidental, she was very intentionally have sex with another man).
December 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Seeing a lot of people on both sides calling Mike Johnson a cuck and I think that's unfair to me, a man who has actually watched a significant other have sex with another man, albeit accidentally. (Seeing it was accidental, she was very intentionally have sex with another man).
There’s a deli by me where the guy at the counter called me Jerry every day for a decade. I tried to correct him at first but eventually just accepted that when I was in there I was Jerry. Now he’s gone and I miss the adventure of seeing what Little Debbie snacks Jerry was going to leave with.
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
There’s a deli by me where the guy at the counter called me Jerry every day for a decade. I tried to correct him at first but eventually just accepted that when I was in there I was Jerry. Now he’s gone and I miss the adventure of seeing what Little Debbie snacks Jerry was going to leave with.
As a person who deals with a lot of application stuff a pattern I notice more and more is people using emails they never check and then complain that they weren't contacted about follow up. Why? Why are you just setting yourself up for failure?
December 9, 2024 at 7:45 PM
As a person who deals with a lot of application stuff a pattern I notice more and more is people using emails they never check and then complain that they weren't contacted about follow up. Why? Why are you just setting yourself up for failure?
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity
December 9, 2024 at 5:32 PM
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity
Two people have shot people in public view and evaded the NYPD for days only to get dimed out by a rando at a McDonalds and that, my friends, is just as good a reason to stop eating at the Golden Arches as their fervent support of the IDF and grotesquely anti-labor business practices.
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Two people have shot people in public view and evaded the NYPD for days only to get dimed out by a rando at a McDonalds and that, my friends, is just as good a reason to stop eating at the Golden Arches as their fervent support of the IDF and grotesquely anti-labor business practices.
Love to be a catty little minx
December 6, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Love to be a catty little minx
I have a giant poster in my bathroom of a sea otter with a ladybug on its' face that says "Remember Valdez" on it and when I found it 5 years ago I was like "Oh cute, this otter's name is Valdez" and then I realized that I had brought home a poster memorializing a 30 year old gas tanker leak.
December 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I have a giant poster in my bathroom of a sea otter with a ladybug on its' face that says "Remember Valdez" on it and when I found it 5 years ago I was like "Oh cute, this otter's name is Valdez" and then I realized that I had brought home a poster memorializing a 30 year old gas tanker leak.
Fucked around and made some stuffing waffles. Needs a little tweaking but a solid first attempt
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Fucked around and made some stuffing waffles. Needs a little tweaking but a solid first attempt
I don't know what series of links I clicked to end up on People Magazine's coverage of the Brian Thompson murder but I'm kinda enjoying how unhinged the comments section is.
December 4, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I don't know what series of links I clicked to end up on People Magazine's coverage of the Brian Thompson murder but I'm kinda enjoying how unhinged the comments section is.
Between the Diddy case and the assassination of the CEO of UnitedHealth in broad daylight we're about to have some banger "Ripped from the headlines" episodes of Law & Order coming down the pike.
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Between the Diddy case and the assassination of the CEO of UnitedHealth in broad daylight we're about to have some banger "Ripped from the headlines" episodes of Law & Order coming down the pike.
First call for the 4th annual food and friendship run!! If you don't know every year around the Holidays I make a bunch of homemade applesauce and Latkes (although this year we're trying them in a waffle iron) and travel around NYC tripping to deliver them to pals. Let me know if you want some!
December 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
First call for the 4th annual food and friendship run!! If you don't know every year around the Holidays I make a bunch of homemade applesauce and Latkes (although this year we're trying them in a waffle iron) and travel around NYC tripping to deliver them to pals. Let me know if you want some!
Answering the question of "How was your Thanksgiving?" with "I think I did some fine work."
December 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Answering the question of "How was your Thanksgiving?" with "I think I did some fine work."
Tonight my friend asked me what fictional character she reminded me of and I reflexively responded “Rizzo the Rapper but specifically from Muppet Christmas Carol” and I am dismayed to report she didn’t appreciate what a huge compliment I meant that as.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Tonight my friend asked me what fictional character she reminded me of and I reflexively responded “Rizzo the Rapper but specifically from Muppet Christmas Carol” and I am dismayed to report she didn’t appreciate what a huge compliment I meant that as.
The last month is really throwing a lot of chaos at my Spotify wrapped and I can’t wait to see how this plays out
November 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM
The last month is really throwing a lot of chaos at my Spotify wrapped and I can’t wait to see how this plays out
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Maybe you’re not overthinking it. Maybe you’re not an overthinker. Maybe you’re just someone who thinks a lot and that’s just who you are. Maybe you can embrace that because maybe there’s tremendous power in it.
November 29, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Maybe you’re not overthinking it. Maybe you’re not an overthinker. Maybe you’re just someone who thinks a lot and that’s just who you are. Maybe you can embrace that because maybe there’s tremendous power in it.
Whoops, almost cried at the end of Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle.
November 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Whoops, almost cried at the end of Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle.
Happy Thanksgiving from the retirement village.
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the retirement village.