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Johnny
@johnnyzcz.bsky.social
950 followers 670 following 6.2K posts
Exhausted, chronically online they/them with a headache
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Protect trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Fascists fuck off 🖕
Abolish the Fifth Circuit, the Senate, and ICE
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johnnyzcz.bsky.social
Real Gooner fans are ready for victory
#ThereAreDozensOfUs #WWERaw 🤼
Gunther sitting behind the safety rail smiling but his lower third says "Gooner" instead of Gunther.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
DRAGON LEE TIME
#WWERaw 🤼
Dragon Lee's render. He looks absolutely terrifying with a smile on his face and scale makeup around his eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
I'm ready.
#WWERaw 🤼
Dragon Lee's render. He looks absolutely terrifying with a smile on his face and scale makeup around his eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
I'm not responsible for how much I'm going to try to use this picture
#WWERaw 🤼
Dragon Lee smiling with the eyes painted under his mask with scales. He looks scary AF.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
All major human organs appear very healthy and well perfused.
Zim with head pigeons and a bunch of human organs. He's bloated and drooling and you can see the organs in his mouth.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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This is what people mean when they say people have "lawyer brain."
My post and its reply, with the replier's name and pic edited out: Johnny @johnnyzcz.bsky.social they/them So if you admit it's not thoughtful or clearly written, are you arguing it should be an F (10/25) instead of an F (0/25)? Joined May '23 Bluesky Elder 100%. The "paper" was a disaster that absolutely earned a failing grade. It just wasn't a 0 Dec 1, 2025, 1:17 PM.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Shoulda just followed the old wisdoms
Tweet from lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM 9/14/22.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Idk I'm just not seeing it!! 💀
Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler. His skin's blue and he looks nothing like AFI frontman Davey Havok!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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"Puppet politician"
Sam Eagle from The Muppets in front of 2 American flags. Scooter is sticking out from behind him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I don't see the resemblance 🤔...
A picture of Davey Havok from 2025. No I'm not fucking with you, that's really him. He's got a dome of kinda curly, poofy hair, big ole handlebar moustache, open shirt, multiple little rat-tail braids coming outta nowhere. Blackout arm sleeve tats.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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They're even just putting it straight in cans
Cans of Dirty Mountain Dew, Pepsi Wild Cherry & Cream, and Mug Floats on a whipped cream and sky background.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
You're correct. I thought TK from Digimon was like the coolest when I was ~12 and bought a bucket hat b/c of it 🤣
TK from Digimon wearing a bucket hat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
Lin Manuel spotted lol #WWERaw 🤼
Lin Manuel Miranda dressed like Dom Mysterio. It's unsettling.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
This is just the Bluesky version of that libmaxxed yard sign
A black yard sign on a lawn with text in various colors: "In this house, we believe: Black lives matter Women's rights are human rights No human is illegal Science is real Love is love Kindness is everything."
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A pale blond kid with red cheeks eating an apple and making a face but it looks like he's doing the most absolutely devastating sarcastic laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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What is it with fascists and stupid fucking coats?
Border Patrol Chief Grey Bovino in a stupid fucking green long coat. Then-Acting US Attorney for the District of DC, Ed Martin, wearing a stupid fucking trench coat in August outside of NY Attorney General Letitia James' house. Some stupid fucking Nazi SS officers in stupid fucking coats looking at stupid fucking Nazi soldiers standing in ranks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A black guy with his hands together and feet turned out standing in front of a Mercedes. Top text: "shout out to chaotic women." Bottom text: "gotta be one of my favorite genders."
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The Zohran funny orange and yellow-orange on blue: "I'm always hungry for Buffalo wings."
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This is a good demonstration of a violation of the "compactness" principal, since the districts are so long. While the current map shows these principles being... wait... wtf that's the current map?? Yeah sure go for this one for real.
Map of Illinois with Congressional districts. 13 is a weird slash through 15, which is enormous. 17 wraps around 16 in a wonky C shape. The gerrymandering is pretty wild, all things considered.
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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We're cooked
"My understanding is that KBJ’s action was a legal maneuver intended to speed the release of the funds There is a lot of discussion elsewhere on Bluesky about this explained by people with more expertise than me - check out popehat and mueller she wrote"
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Any photoshoot he does will still only ever be the second hottest photoshoot he does
Lee Pace in the Thranduil photoshoot shot from behind, long white hair flowing from under a crown. He's wearing tight robes with a larger, flowy robe coyly draped low behind his back.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Yeah she wouldn't have been in The Selfie without that
That fuck-ass Oscar selfie with Jennifer Lawrence, Julia Roberts, Kevin Spacey, Brat Pitt, Lupita Nyong'o, Angelina Jolie, Meryl Streep, Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, and Idk who the other 3 are maybe Jared Leto, Jon Groff, and Lupita's bro?
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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When he said that, I out loud said, "Like Spider-Man" 🤣
A bunch of people standing in the way of Doc Ock getting to Spider-Man on the subway.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
johnnyzcz.bsky.social
That or
Nick Cannon Gigolo Featuring R. Kelly album cover with a young Nick in a white hat, white tank top, light blue shirt, watch chain, and confused/constipated look on his face.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Dang I guess the main example I'm thinking is actually 90s innit
Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell with a blank look on her face, arms crossed, wearing a jacked with the sleeves pulled up to three quarter length. The shoulders are hella wide on the jacket.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM