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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband

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he/him • 33 Video Editor • Actor • Gamer I do comedy in NYC and watch a lot of movies and TV. BlackJohnRoss on other socials. Passively trying to grow my twitch. Actively trying to get more into DnD. http://offqcomedy.com https://johnathanross.com

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 13h

Texas or NYC you can tell a tourist with one word:

Houston

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20h

(not that AI is people at all, just a wild justification for a bad thing that shouldn’t exist)

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20h

A similar argument was used to keep slavery around

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 20h

I take it back, it’s a great album!

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21h

Taylor Swift's new album “The Life of a Showgirl,” which came out Friday, broke a sales record set by Adele’s “25” a decade ago, according to initial reports.

Taylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Has Already Sold 3.5 Million, Beating Adele

In its first five days of release, Swift’s new album broke a record set by Adele’s “25” a decade ago. Swift’s equivalent sales include 1.2 million on vinyl.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

IMO the biggest letdown of the album is the visuals. Like she could have really had fun with the idea of life of showgirl and it’s very meat and potatoes. Music and lyrics are on par with what I expected from someone like TS trying to be sexy.

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

Taylor Swift fans: I can’t believe she put out something so mediocre! It’s so bad! What happened?!

Me: this is a pretty much how every album has sounded to me since she been did pop.

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

Intentional or not this was the best version of this skeet.

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

a stick figure with a sad face is standing in front of a white background with the words `` the point '' written on it .

Alt: a stick figure with a sad face is standing in front of a white background with the words `` the point '' flying over

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

To be clear, I love candy corn.

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 1d

You may think “oh my child doesn’t do candy corn”. But what’s this in their stuffed animal, a small gun? No. It’s a gun shaped container holding candy corn. You just never know.

Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 1d

It's maybe a simple jewelry box, but if you look closely, you don't know what your child may be hiding. When your child brings in their popular knapsack, with many different locations, something as simple as a pixie stick. Behind a picture frame you can find candy corn, what does that mean?

Eric Adams in the infamous gun violence prevention video from 2011

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 2d

The wildest way to find out why I haven’t seen Link posts.

ıllıllı FREE ŁINK ıllıllı @rvbdrm.com · 2d

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 2d

Need me one of those jetson style beds that handles the morning prep.

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 2d

My coffee shop is playing “the boy is mine”

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 2d

Usually when someone says “let me cook” you aren’t immediately served a 5 course 3 star Michelin meal immediately after.

Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.bsky.social · 3d

Y T folks’ business… A read… A listen… 1 of 3

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Off Q Comedy @offq.lol · 4d

Starting to feel like we are going too far with rolling back DEI…
#comedy #dei #beautysalon

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Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 5d

Repost if you're Black and were in the gifted program at school. Not AP/honors. Gifted.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 6d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 5d

a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .

Alt: a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera. His face fading from smile to concern

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 5d

A lot of the Keanu/Alex Waiting for Gadot reviews are like “I was bored. He didn’t even do a John Wick.” and that would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 7d

Ah yeah if you get it in your phone plan that’s hard to beat. She gonna need to figure out the torrent sites 😅

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 7d

Protip: Apple got a family plan you can add people to (and then charge them to cover the costs) 🤫

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 7d

The sad/funniest part about this is the fascist politicians will be like “who the fuck even is this guy?” And it is literally the American Pope saying it and it won’t make a difference to them or their allegedly catholic constituents.

NPR @npr.org · 7d

Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."

Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'

Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."

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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 7d

Five guys not being on this list is criminal when Dairy Queen made the list.

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 7d

Which Fast Food place has the best fries? (I haven’t ate them in a long time but McDonald’s fries hot with light salt>>>)

Jarnathan: Mr. Husband @johnross.black · 7d

This is infuriating. So sorry to his family and friends.

Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say

A 17-year-old hunter died in rural Iowa after he "was mistaken for a squirrel by a member of his hunting party," state officials said.