David “Bubba” Schwarz
@jointheschwarz.bsky.social
Some guy from a ridiculous place.
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @dmdebarrio.bsky.social
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @dmdebarrio.bsky.social
And finally, my last self-indulgent continuity pulls: an Ordo Aspectu personality matrix and some of Xim’s war droids.
It’s been a fun, long Star Wars D6 campaign! Here’s to the next one!
It’s been a fun, long Star Wars D6 campaign! Here’s to the next one!
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And finally, my last self-indulgent continuity pulls: an Ordo Aspectu personality matrix and some of Xim’s war droids.
It’s been a fun, long Star Wars D6 campaign! Here’s to the next one!
It’s been a fun, long Star Wars D6 campaign! Here’s to the next one!
Today's session: Korriban zombies (reskinned to Pius Dea zombies!)
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today's session: Korriban zombies (reskinned to Pius Dea zombies!)
Today’s session: Otherspace
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Today’s session: Otherspace
Today's session: the Dancing Goddess and the Order of the Canted Circle
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today's session: the Dancing Goddess and the Order of the Canted Circle
This session: Doodnik’s Cafe and mister Doodnik Sharpelz himself.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This session: Doodnik’s Cafe and mister Doodnik Sharpelz himself.
Cheese pumpkin!
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cheese pumpkin!
Getting ready for Halloween!
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Getting ready for Halloween!
Quest for Quasar discourse is flaring up again
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Quest for Quasar discourse is flaring up again
In memory of Salvador Allende, murdered by fascists with American support, Santiago de Chile, September 11th, 1973.
¡Compañero presidente: presente!
¡Compañero presidente: presente!
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In memory of Salvador Allende, murdered by fascists with American support, Santiago de Chile, September 11th, 1973.
¡Compañero presidente: presente!
¡Compañero presidente: presente!
With excellent production values!
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
With excellent production values!
Assuming that “giving my life to Christ in the parking lot” is a euphemism for turning tricks
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Assuming that “giving my life to Christ in the parking lot” is a euphemism for turning tricks
Oh, look, it looks like it's my yearly day of remembrance for this insane Terminator Genisys photoshoot!
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh, look, it looks like it's my yearly day of remembrance for this insane Terminator Genisys photoshoot!
Can we separate art from the artist? I can, at least with this collection of short stories. It entered my life at a time when I was particularly into anthologies, and immediately became the standout.
July 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can we separate art from the artist? I can, at least with this collection of short stories. It entered my life at a time when I was particularly into anthologies, and immediately became the standout.
My romance with weird fiction began in my mid-thirties, probably because of Zelazny. This might be my favorite book in the sword-and-sorcery genre: unlike most of his peers, CAS had a sharp sense of humor that blended well with the expected Lovecraftian purple prose. Very enjoyable.
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My romance with weird fiction began in my mid-thirties, probably because of Zelazny. This might be my favorite book in the sword-and-sorcery genre: unlike most of his peers, CAS had a sharp sense of humor that blended well with the expected Lovecraftian purple prose. Very enjoyable.
Another teenage book. It initiated my lifelong romance with cyberpunk. It's certainly not high literature, but it helped me realize I didn't care that much about "height" when it came to books.
July 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another teenage book. It initiated my lifelong romance with cyberpunk. It's certainly not high literature, but it helped me realize I didn't care that much about "height" when it came to books.
I think I gravitate towards books that have left me speechless when it comes to these lists, and the ending to this movie did. Dystopian sci-fi that was written either in 1931 or yesterday. Hard to tell, sometimes.
And what about that Red Hulk? Ha! Humor!
And what about that Red Hulk? Ha! Humor!
July 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think I gravitate towards books that have left me speechless when it comes to these lists, and the ending to this movie did. Dystopian sci-fi that was written either in 1931 or yesterday. Hard to tell, sometimes.
And what about that Red Hulk? Ha! Humor!
And what about that Red Hulk? Ha! Humor!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Men don't read any books after high school!" Well, I'll have you know that I first read this book in my thirties (it's not a high school book in Spain), and it brought tears to my eyes. So fuck you, hypothetical dumbass.
July 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Men don't read any books after high school!" Well, I'll have you know that I first read this book in my thirties (it's not a high school book in Spain), and it brought tears to my eyes. So fuck you, hypothetical dumbass.
Yeah, okay, I'm going to be stereotypical. But it's one of the greatest books ever written, so bite me. Another book that’s been in my family for decades, the flagship of that overused "magical realism" genre. And no, I don't want to hear about any Netflix series: I pretend they don't exist.
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah, okay, I'm going to be stereotypical. But it's one of the greatest books ever written, so bite me. Another book that’s been in my family for decades, the flagship of that overused "magical realism" genre. And no, I don't want to hear about any Netflix series: I pretend they don't exist.
I didn't read this fantasy novel until last year, and honestly, where had it been all my life?! A fantasy novel with something to say is such a rarity! It's a modern twist on weird fiction with a wonderfully developed world that will stay with me forever.
July 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I didn't read this fantasy novel until last year, and honestly, where had it been all my life?! A fantasy novel with something to say is such a rarity! It's a modern twist on weird fiction with a wonderfully developed world that will stay with me forever.
It's now a meme to mock McCarthy and his many stylistic tics, and I'll be okay with that once he gets that Nobel Prize he deserves. It's only fair!
Dark Americana: brutal, raw, and featuring what is possibly the most evil antagonist ever written. An unforgettable experience of a book.
Dark Americana: brutal, raw, and featuring what is possibly the most evil antagonist ever written. An unforgettable experience of a book.
July 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's now a meme to mock McCarthy and his many stylistic tics, and I'll be okay with that once he gets that Nobel Prize he deserves. It's only fair!
Dark Americana: brutal, raw, and featuring what is possibly the most evil antagonist ever written. An unforgettable experience of a book.
Dark Americana: brutal, raw, and featuring what is possibly the most evil antagonist ever written. An unforgettable experience of a book.
Speaking of complex structures! I inherited this book from my mom. It’s another incredible piece of art that has ruined the minds of countless men; at least it’s done the same to just as many women, seeing themselves as La Maga. Bohemian exiles in Paris, and a tragedy waiting to happen.
July 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Speaking of complex structures! I inherited this book from my mom. It’s another incredible piece of art that has ruined the minds of countless men; at least it’s done the same to just as many women, seeing themselves as La Maga. Bohemian exiles in Paris, and a tragedy waiting to happen.
This was not my first Bolaño; that would be Amuleto. However, this book completely shattered my 18-year-old mind. I didn’t get the critiques of the Spanish literary world, but the deliciously complex structure and the way he adapted his style to different POVs fucked me up. It's a masterpiece.
July 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This was not my first Bolaño; that would be Amuleto. However, this book completely shattered my 18-year-old mind. I didn’t get the critiques of the Spanish literary world, but the deliciously complex structure and the way he adapted his style to different POVs fucked me up. It's a masterpiece.
I saw Godzilla over the Atlantic Ocean
July 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I saw Godzilla over the Atlantic Ocean