back in the day, why, you’d have had to rely on a substance abuse problem for that kind of relief

thank god

oh hell i don’t have enough dopamine to handle that kind of paperwork

please… my code… it is poorly commented and i have cypress tests to write

that’s why i trust my nephew to tell me what is cool right now (i’m told it’s “squirrels and chipmunks”) (he is 8)

in case you were wondering what i’ve been up to

99% of the time my brain is just on screensaver mode—like a soothing fish tank except all of the fish are Unfortunate Situations and the water is anxiety

turns out there is a guitar center just a couple exits before you hit rock bottom. it’s all just guys with alarming facial hair who are like one (1) expensive effects pedal purchase away from an explosive divorce saying, “yeah, you can really get some good tones on that one”

made a quick psa for the folks you follow

we all want fire until it burns

yep

:(

also, all information that you disclose to your sweetwater rep is entirely confidential, as they are bound by both hipaa and their own private blood oath