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❄️Jon Arnesen🧊
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En ekte ækkesånnsåmmåss. Heldigvis snart dau.
Kan for mye, klarer ingen ting.
Verken skeiv eller streit. Bare ente rekti på en flekk.
A Curious Case of Pudd'nhead Arnesen.

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Well. That’s the infrastructure. The devil’s in the book from 1997 🤬
"The sovereign individual was written in the 1990s by William Rees-Mogg and James Dale Davidson. They predicted that computer technology would disrupt government‘s ability to regulate the economy, collect taxes, and provide the basic infrastructure of society. Nation states would collapse, and those who could harness the chaos would reap the reward." (Gabriel Gatehouse, BBC 4, The Coming Storm S1: 8. Epilogue — https://www.bbc.com/audio/play/m0014p7b )
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Full tank, ja:
Meme med foto av Statsminister Jonas Gahr Støre sittende i en rallycross bil under en logo for det amerikanske bilsport-sirkuset NASCAR mellom ordene Joe og Store, slik at det former en ganske plausibel feilstaving av statsoverhodets navn til Joe Nascar Store. Men det blir lettere for engelskspråklige å treffe på uttalen av navnet hans.
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Waiting for the next change of the rules:
Calvin & Hobbes strip starting off with them about to play (American) football, immediately changing the rules as they rather quarrel than play the game, as follows: 1) Hobbes: - The center snaps the ball to the quarterback! Calvin: - No, he doesn’t! 2) Hobbes: - He doesn’t? Calvin: - No! Secretly he’s the quarterback of the other team! He keeps the ball! 3) Hobbes: - A traitor! Calvin: - Calvin breaks for the goal! 4) Calvin: - Wheeee! He’s at the 30… The 20… The 10! Nobody can catch him! Hobbes: - Nobody wants to! You’re running towards your own goal! 5) Calvin: - Huh?! Hobbes: - When I learned you were a spy, I switched goals! This is your goal and mine is hidden! 6) Calvin: - Hidden?! Hobbes: - You’ll never find it in a million years! 7) Calvin: - I don’t need to find it! As a traitor to your team, crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal! Hobbes: - Ah, you might think so… 8) Calvin: - In fact, I know so! Hobbes: - But the place I hid my goal is right on top of your goal, so the points will go to me! 9) Calvin: - But the fact is, I’m really a double agent! I’m on your team after all, which means you’ll lose points if I cross your goal! Ha ha! 10) Hobbes: - But I’m a traitor too, so I’m really on your team! I want you to cross my goal! The points will go to your team, which is really my team! 11) Calvin: - That would be true… If I were a football player! Hobbes: - You mean…? 12) Calvin: - I’m actually a badminton player disguised as a double-agent football player! Hobbes: - And I’m secretly a volleyball-croquet-polo player! 13) Calvin: - Sooner or later all our games turn into calvinball! Hobbes: - No cheating!
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Now, how’s that for an Old Yeller😒

"I wish I owned half of that dog."

"Because I would kill my half."
Screenshot of section of Mark Twain’s novel The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson: He had just made the acquaintance of a group of citizens when an invisible dog began to yelp and snarl and howl and make himself very comprehensively disagreeable, whereupon young Wilson said, much as one who is thinking aloud "I wish I owned half of that dog." "Why?" somebody asked. "Because I would kill my half." The group searched his face with curiosity, with anxiety even, but found no light there, no expression that they could read They fell away from him as from something uncanny, and went into privacy to discuss him. One said: "Pears to be a fool." "'Pears?" said another. "Is, I reckon you better say." "Said he wished he owned half of the dog, the idiot," said a third. "What did he reckon would become of the other half if he killed his half? Do you reckon he thought it would live?' "Why, he must have thought it, unless he is the downrightest fool in the world; because if he hadn't thought it, he would have wanted to own the whole dog, knowing that if he killed his half and the other half died, he would be responsible for that half just the same as if he had killed that half instead of his own. Don't it look that way to you, gents?" "Yes, it does. If he owned one half of the general dog, it would be so; if he owned one end of the dog and another person owned the other end, it would be so, just the same; particularly in the first case, because if you kill one half of a general dog, there ain't any man that can tell whose half it was, but if he owned one end of the dog, maybe he could kill his end of it and" "No, he couldn't either; he couldn't and not be responsible if the other end died, which it would. In my opinion the man ain't in his right mind." "In my opinion he hain't got any mind." No. 3 said: "Well, he's a lummox, anyway." "That's what he is," said No. 4, "he's a labrick-just a Simon-pure labrick, if ever there was one." "Yes, sir, he's a dam fool, that's the way I put him …
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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That rolling feeling?
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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«Men det skal jo ikke gå ut over» dem🤦‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Nei.

Denne har kledd på seg selv:
Transformer hund eller ulv eller lignende
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Sølvi bare MÅ i regjering. Som arbeids- og ekskluderingsminister. For å ta en skikkelig Jensen på SSB:
Vektorgrafikk. To menn står ved hver sin talerstol som i en debatt. Øverste prateboble: «Finansminister får trumfet gjennom at regnskap ikke har inntektsside, vajirumei?» Nederste prateboble: «Innvandrerregnskap!»
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Full tank, takk 🦃🤷‍♂️🇹🇷
Meme Picture of Turkey’s first domestically developed and assembled main battle tank Altay, displayed with lots of Turkish flags blowing in a fresh breeze. Text on top reads Tanksgiving Turkey Be advised: that is tanks giving. Not thanks with an H.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Blackmail Friday this week
Colourful bitmoji avatar meme of a fat elderly scarcely bearded guy with glasses, a bullhorn, a cowboyhat, and the text There’s soon to be no week separating blackmail and black week mails —————— Når gigantinvestorene får skattelettemyndighetene til å gi dem massenes kjøpekraft gratis uten å måtte gå den kostbare (tross deregulerte) veien om markedet, blir varemerkene til holdingselskapene de forventer aksjeutbytte fra så desperate, at mailboksene til kundeklubb-brukerne har vært fylt opp i black friday-tempo daglig i flere hundre dager før kjedekontorene kunne ta i bruk black week sjablongene sine — og tidoble sine troverdighetsknusende kjempetilbud, (som de forøvrig har matchet ukentlig i snart et helt år, slik at bedraget bare blir tydeligere for stadig fler med stadig mindre disponibel inntekt). Shopping er blitt synonymt med utpressing. Black week mail er blackmail!
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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The lies he told in October 2016 is the truth of his government and business deals in October 2025.
Listen carefully:
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Tull.
Siden en dag i 2016, tidligere enn vi gjerne tror, har det vært Black Eternity!
Med stadig mere tilbakevirkende kraft
Hvitt på svart poesi-meme: Hvem kan de tunnelen i enden av mørket? Hvem kan de tunnelen i mørket? Hvem kan se i mørket? Hvem kan se mørket?
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Husker da første etappe gikk i Danmark.
Siden dengang blir jeg skuffet hver gang de ikke kjører denne førsteetappen:
Google maps vegrute med høydeprofil. Forslag til etappe i sykkelritt. Fra fergekaia Eidsdal over Ørneveien, Geiranger, Strynefjell, Grotli, ned Ottadalen, over Sel og målgang oppe på Høvringen, 1030 meter over havet. Distanse 184 km Klatring 3209 høydemeter Utforkjøring 2230 høydemeter
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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But please don’t dust off old irony.
Nowadays, there’s an absolute monopoly on irony held by a selected few Maga Lords. All others must be perceived, in extentia, as always literal and, if educated: stupid
Demonstration in a busy big city crossing in front of a Starbucks, three young women holding copies of the same placard with white text on black saying BUY MORE STUFF
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Or rather:
News cartoon of the year 2017 in Norway by Christian Bloom in weekend section of Norway’s biggest daily (tabloid) newspaper on December 16, 2016. Donald Trump as a baby dressed in nothing but diapers, apparently change way way overdue and then some, crabbing towards a table, jerking at the stars and stripes coloured tablecloth tipping a globus over.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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— Det er bra og vel sagt, svarte optimisten, — men vi må dyrke den hagen vi har.
«Dette er fint sagt,» svarte Candide, «men vi må dyrke hagen vår.» "That is well said," replied Candide, "but we must cultivate our garden.” “Cela est bien, repondit Candide, mais il faut cultiver notre jardin.” (Voltaire; 1759)
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Den engelske supertabloiden The Sun har fullført neste sommers Fotball-VM på «sin» supercomputer 🤖🦿⚽️🥅

Norge er best, 🥳👏
men ender i bronsefinalen, 🤷‍♂️
mens England har vunnet World Cup 2026, slik at football is coming home 🤭
🤦‍♂️

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Den engelske tabloidavisen The Sun skryter av at de har latt sin supercomputer spå fotball-VM 2026 Dette er et av to bilder, det andre har utslagsrundene, der England slår Portugal 1-0 i finalen. Dette bildet viser tabellene etter gruppespillet: Norge vinner gruppe K foran Nederland, Sør Afrika og Japan etter full pott med tre seire og en målforskjell på 13-1. Fire andre gruppevinnere går også gjennom gruppespillet med full pott. Argentina best blant disse med 10-1 i målforskjell. Norge altså mestscorende. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37381608/england-world-cup-2026-supercomputer-prediction/ Den engelske tabloidavisen The Sun skryter av at de har latt sin supercomputer spå fotball-VM 2026 Dette er et av to bilder, det andre har tabellene etter gruppespillet, der Norge vinner gruppe K med full pott og gruppespillets største målforskjell, 13-1. Her altså utslagsrundene med England som vinnere av world cup finalen med 1-0 over Portugal. Portugal vinner semifinalen mot Norge med 2-0. Norge vinner kvartfinalen etter 1-1 mot Tyskland. I åttendelsfinalen slår Norge Paraguay 2-1, etter å ha parkert Egypt med 3-1 i sekstendelsfinalen. The Sun skryter altså av at supercomputeren har regnet ut alle kampene i World Cup 2026. Det blir dermed ikke noen bronsefinale. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37381608/england-world-cup-2026-supercomputer-prediction/
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Reminds me of Mark Twain’s Pudd’nhead Wilson:

“I wish I owned half of DOGE.”
“Why?” somebody asked.
“Because I would kill my half.”
Screenshot of section of Mark Twain’s novel The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson: He had just made the acquaintance of a group of citizens when an invisible dog began to yelp and snarl and howl and make himself very comprehensively disagreeable, whereupon young Wilson said, much as one who is thinking aloud "I wish I owned half of that dog." "Why?" somebody asked. "Because I would kill my half." The group searched his face with curiosity, with anxiety even, but found no light there, no expression that they could read They fell away from him as from something uncanny, and went into privacy to discuss him. One said: "Pears to be a fool." "'Pears?" said another. "Is, I reckon you better say." "Said he wished he owned half of the dog, the idiot," said a third. "What did he reckon would become of the other half if he killed his half? Do you reckon he thought it would live?' "Why, he must have thought it, unless he is the downrightest fool in the world; because if he hadn't thought it, he would have wanted to own the whole dog, knowing that if he killed his half and the other half died, he would be responsible for that half just the same as if he had killed that half instead of his own. Don't it look that way to you, gents?" "Yes, it does. If he owned one half of the general dog, it would be so; if he owned one end of the dog and another person owned the other end, it would be so, just the same; particularly in the first case, because if you kill one half of a general dog, there ain't any man that can tell whose half it was, but if he owned one end of the dog, maybe he could kill his end of it and" "No, he couldn't either; he couldn't and not be responsible if the other end died, which it would. In my opinion the man ain't in his right mind." "In my opinion he hain't got any mind." No. 3 said: "Well, he's a lummox, anyway." "That's what he is," said No. 4, "he's a labrick-just a Simon-pure labrick, if ever there was one." "Yes, sir, he's a dam fool, that's the way I put him …
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Må oppføre seg som folk; ljugeskrytedrekkapulesløss og fyllekjørehjemogbankekjerringogunger
Emotikon avatar meme med teksten Folk er folk. Mennesker er intelligente individer. Det siste er lett å kurere Og emojiene med to glass champagne og to seidler øl.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This is hur:
«Dette er fint sagt,» svarte Candide, «men vi må dyrke hagen vår.» "That is well said," replied Candide, "but we must cultivate our garden.” “Cela est bien, repondit Candide, mais il faut cultiver notre jardin.” (Voltaire; 1759)
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Failing to trigger the space button between a point and a short word does that:

Automatically generates a hyperlink.

It won’t go away automatically by correcting your writing.

You must click the X ring
Screenshot of Bluesky generated hyperlink from failing to write the space between a point and a short word Including the end of the writing in the Bluesky post that describes the problem: You must click the X ring The hyperlink appears as https://away.by
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I’ve seen a documentary series about that ☝️🙄
The map of USA according to the Amazon Prime Video series The Man In The High Castle — the largest part, that east of the Rocky Mountains, marked with an eagle and a swastika, and the text Greater Nazi Reich, while the west coast marked with an old Japanese banner-like sun symbol, and the text Japanese Pacific States. The section between, covering the Rockies and nearby areas marked shady dark grey, and no text, which is what the nazis and Japanese in the series refer to as a rebel zone.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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— How cool if the doors could do that, and go like that!
— Yeah, cool.
— Some say it’s electrically complicated, and may catch fire and jam.
— Whoooa, really. Hnia-hnia. As! If!
— You said it!
— People will literally pay millions extra just for the awesomeness.
Judge Reinhold in suit and converse shoes on skate board down an office desk on a movie poster shot for the 1988 movie Vice Versa
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Slightly conservative 🤷‍♂️
Lynching mob in Indiana 1939.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Men det er han i midten som har ordet:
Two renditions of the cartoon CAREFUL MATE... THAT FOREIGNER WANTS YOUR COOKIE! and HE IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE YOUR OWN COOKIE! the latter showing the white collar executive stealing the blue collar worker’s cookie with his little finger, while his attention is turned towards the man of color Alternative rendition of the cartoon CAREFUL MATE... THAT FOREIGNER WANTS YOUR COOKIE! where the white collar executive is seated above a mountainous pile of cookies talking the the blue collar worker with one cookie pointing at the man of color who has none, not even a plate.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM