The Joker
@jonathan-klein.bsky.social
Antifa-riot-monger; pro-vaxxer; militant-vegan; cleared of all charges due to "missing" eyewitnesses; USC, Rutgers Prof; writer, musician, tennis-rank at #3,346,947,501, behind a 5-yr.-old girl from Laos; claims to be a porn-stuntman and feared cyberbully.
Presenting the real meaning of "MAGA":
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Presenting the real meaning of "MAGA":
"As long as it's 'official' it's okay with us!" giggled Clarence Thomas. "Of course, since we've been taking bribes forever, he's not the only one above the law. Anyway, it's time to go back to loiter suspiciously outside of a girl's bathroom. Later!"
-Courtesy of the almost-reliable KleinLeaks.com
-Courtesy of the almost-reliable KleinLeaks.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"As long as it's 'official' it's okay with us!" giggled Clarence Thomas. "Of course, since we've been taking bribes forever, he's not the only one above the law. Anyway, it's time to go back to loiter suspiciously outside of a girl's bathroom. Later!"
-Courtesy of the almost-reliable KleinLeaks.com
-Courtesy of the almost-reliable KleinLeaks.com
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com, we are told that the deceased - a defensive end for Dallas who had earlier scored a touchdown against Arizona - was black and died from an apparently "self-inflicted gunshot-wound" after a police car-chase in the Confederate State of Texas:
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com, we are told that the deceased - a defensive end for Dallas who had earlier scored a touchdown against Arizona - was black and died from an apparently "self-inflicted gunshot-wound" after a police car-chase in the Confederate State of Texas:
From the editorial department of the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com, who note that these judicial-hacts have approved a Presidential-immunity abomination, a ban on immigration and travel for Muslims from countries without Trump Hotels, and are gerrymandering the country into the lap of Republicans:
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
From the editorial department of the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com, who note that these judicial-hacts have approved a Presidential-immunity abomination, a ban on immigration and travel for Muslims from countries without Trump Hotels, and are gerrymandering the country into the lap of Republicans:
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
Happy Halloween, everybody!
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy Halloween, everybody!
According to the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
According to the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
*Criminal charges are to include bribery, for having made the Trump University fraud case go away, as well as subornation and misprision of perjury, along with false arrest.
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*Criminal charges are to include bribery, for having made the Trump University fraud case go away, as well as subornation and misprision of perjury, along with false arrest.
In the middle, below, Pam Bondi is taking the witness oath with a straight face:
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
In the middle, below, Pam Bondi is taking the witness oath with a straight face:
Do you want some fecal-matter about the "innocuousness" of the world's worst pandemic massacre?
...about Democratic cities as "crime-ridden hell-holes"?
Then you want to check out:
...about Democratic cities as "crime-ridden hell-holes"?
Then you want to check out:
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Do you want some fecal-matter about the "innocuousness" of the world's worst pandemic massacre?
...about Democratic cities as "crime-ridden hell-holes"?
Then you want to check out:
...about Democratic cities as "crime-ridden hell-holes"?
Then you want to check out:
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
According to the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
The resemblance between the two is uncanny!
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The resemblance between the two is uncanny!
BTW, the judge is a Trump-appointee. Now you know.
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
BTW, the judge is a Trump-appointee. Now you know.
According to the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com:
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
According to the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com:
Here are this evening's headlines from the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com, illustrated in the middle with the Secretary during his speech, between two photos of his relaxation afterwards.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here are this evening's headlines from the not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com, illustrated in the middle with the Secretary during his speech, between two photos of his relaxation afterwards.
Here are this morning's headlines, from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Here are this morning's headlines, from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
Click left-to-right to enjoy America's new royalty:
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Click left-to-right to enjoy America's new royalty:
Here's the morning headlines from the nakedly-partisan and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Here's the morning headlines from the nakedly-partisan and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
HERE'S THE MORNING NEWS FROM THE NAKEDLY-PARTISAN AND NOT-EVEN-CLOSE-TO-RELIABLE KLEINLEAKS.COM:
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
HERE'S THE MORNING NEWS FROM THE NAKEDLY-PARTISAN AND NOT-EVEN-CLOSE-TO-RELIABLE KLEINLEAKS.COM:
An now, a word from our sponsors:
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
An now, a word from our sponsors:
In this morning's news, according to the nakedly-partisan KleinLeaks.com:
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In this morning's news, according to the nakedly-partisan KleinLeaks.com:
Here's this evening's news from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Here's this evening's news from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
Here's a special report from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Here's a special report from the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com:
"I'm the Joker, but (as the fictional Jerry Seinfeld has said), this is 'no joke': thanks to the "Presidential-immunity" abomination handed down by his appointed Supreme Court judicial-hacts, along with every other White House crime that we're enjoying, Donald Trump was allowed to do the following":
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"I'm the Joker, but (as the fictional Jerry Seinfeld has said), this is 'no joke': thanks to the "Presidential-immunity" abomination handed down by his appointed Supreme Court judicial-hacts, along with every other White House crime that we're enjoying, Donald Trump was allowed to do the following":
From the editorial department of the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com:
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
From the editorial department of the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com: