Jon Hartman
@jonhartman.bsky.social
Cross-media franchises are evil. TV->Cinema is sometimes acceptable. Cinema->TV will never bask in the glory of god's light. If I have overlooked anything, I am not sorry and I don't take it back.
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cross-media franchises are evil. TV->Cinema is sometimes acceptable. Cinema->TV will never bask in the glory of god's light. If I have overlooked anything, I am not sorry and I don't take it back.
We can make it.
Over the fence.
Through the moat full of hungry marketing executives.
We can be a normal man. Wearing normal clothes.
We can have a normal life. A happy life.
Over the fence.
Through the moat full of hungry marketing executives.
We can be a normal man. Wearing normal clothes.
We can have a normal life. A happy life.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We can make it.
Over the fence.
Through the moat full of hungry marketing executives.
We can be a normal man. Wearing normal clothes.
We can have a normal life. A happy life.
Over the fence.
Through the moat full of hungry marketing executives.
We can be a normal man. Wearing normal clothes.
We can have a normal life. A happy life.
"Come out come out, little Nuggets
I just want to talk.
We're practically family."
I just want to talk.
We're practically family."
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Come out come out, little Nuggets
I just want to talk.
We're practically family."
I just want to talk.
We're practically family."
When they welded the gates shut, The Burglar paid a high price for stealing from the rich.
But the joke's on them.
The riches are all gone.
But the joke's on them.
The riches are all gone.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When they welded the gates shut, The Burglar paid a high price for stealing from the rich.
But the joke's on them.
The riches are all gone.
But the joke's on them.
The riches are all gone.
Mayor, Judge, Jury, Executioner.
He fights to preserve an ideal that he can't remember.
But the gun.
The gun remembers.
He fights to preserve an ideal that he can't remember.
But the gun.
The gun remembers.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mayor, Judge, Jury, Executioner.
He fights to preserve an ideal that he can't remember.
But the gun.
The gun remembers.
He fights to preserve an ideal that he can't remember.
But the gun.
The gun remembers.
The Purple King lives in a shack by the docks.
He'll take you on a trip. It's free, he says.
You'll be paying for the rest of your life.
He'll take you on a trip. It's free, he says.
You'll be paying for the rest of your life.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Purple King lives in a shack by the docks.
He'll take you on a trip. It's free, he says.
You'll be paying for the rest of your life.
He'll take you on a trip. It's free, he says.
You'll be paying for the rest of your life.
The Clown traded his last smile for a cigarette.
He's been nursing it for years.
He's been nursing it for years.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Clown traded his last smile for a cigarette.
He's been nursing it for years.
He's been nursing it for years.
Busts only. $250 plus shipping.
Email me: jonhartmanart [AT] gmail [DOT] com
U.S. only.
Venmo or PayPal.
Deposit required for first-time commissioners.
Email me: jonhartmanart [AT] gmail [DOT] com
U.S. only.
Venmo or PayPal.
Deposit required for first-time commissioners.
September 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Busts only. $250 plus shipping.
Email me: jonhartmanart [AT] gmail [DOT] com
U.S. only.
Venmo or PayPal.
Deposit required for first-time commissioners.
Email me: jonhartmanart [AT] gmail [DOT] com
U.S. only.
Venmo or PayPal.
Deposit required for first-time commissioners.
Email would be great! My email address is in the quoted thread above.
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Email would be great! My email address is in the quoted thread above.