I _saw_ Will before that, he was there talking to people at the school, but it was only when he turned his head from face on to profile that I realised he was mystery-basement man.

My guy got the Roman Emperor profile all of a sudden

Evri have so many photos of me holding a parcel that I’ve picked up and have tried to put down again because I didn’t realize the guy was taking a photo

We used to run a recurring bit on @paradisecircus.com where we’d write down satirical cartoons “because we can’t draw”. They’re now amazingly bad AI prompts :)

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The bit where he says “where do we go now?” is actually there specifically to dazzle and confuse the budding list maker.

Lovely business

Sounds worth it tbh. Bon appetit!

Was great bragging rights when I handed over the wine at our mates’ house

Ok hear me out: for medium soy sauce can you do half and half dark and light?

And for medium paprika can you do half hot and half sweet paprika?

Is that anything?

If anything I am in fact always whelmed by a smorgasbord

Sometimes overly so

Good luck dude!

Good luck!

“You have to do it because the drive between the courses is a lap. It’s like one lap is the drive and then the last two laps are laps.”

Ok so Nintendo have broken what the word “lap” means. Great. This is horrible. I wish I hadn’t got involved 🤣

I can ask my kid when he gets in. He doesn’t let me on the switch 2 except for occasional ritual humiliation defeats at his hands, so I don’t actually know anything about 1 player but I do think you can skip it? Otherwise he’d have moaned about that?

JUST HOLD ON TIL 3:30 WE’VE GOT THIS

My 100% least favourite is the way Safari applies background colour from the current tab across the browser’s UI. Who and what is that for?

Positive GD does exist in B6 😍