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We went to KBBQ for dinner tonight and remembered how at this place in Seoul we went to they provided a plastic bag to put your jackets and stuff in so they don’t smell and so this time we brought our own garbage bags.
Success!
Success!
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We went to KBBQ for dinner tonight and remembered how at this place in Seoul we went to they provided a plastic bag to put your jackets and stuff in so they don’t smell and so this time we brought our own garbage bags.
Success!
Success!
Nothing like the TVB theme to remind you you’re home lol.
(I don’t know when my parents started watching TVB but they are turning into my grandparents. Odd to me because they emigrated in their teens but I guess nostalgia hits hard in your later years.)
(I don’t know when my parents started watching TVB but they are turning into my grandparents. Odd to me because they emigrated in their teens but I guess nostalgia hits hard in your later years.)
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nothing like the TVB theme to remind you you’re home lol.
(I don’t know when my parents started watching TVB but they are turning into my grandparents. Odd to me because they emigrated in their teens but I guess nostalgia hits hard in your later years.)
(I don’t know when my parents started watching TVB but they are turning into my grandparents. Odd to me because they emigrated in their teens but I guess nostalgia hits hard in your later years.)
In which I had to teach Alexander how to use an American gas pump.
(He’s been here almost 3 years but we had an electric, or we always went full service or I just did it)
(He’s been here almost 3 years but we had an electric, or we always went full service or I just did it)
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In which I had to teach Alexander how to use an American gas pump.
(He’s been here almost 3 years but we had an electric, or we always went full service or I just did it)
(He’s been here almost 3 years but we had an electric, or we always went full service or I just did it)
oh you want us to wear it on our head?!
idk i don't think the world is ready
idk i don't think the world is ready
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
oh you want us to wear it on our head?!
idk i don't think the world is ready
idk i don't think the world is ready
there is a big lantern release and ugh ngl i had so much fun doing it in thailand* but i hear they are so bad for the environment, so i'll pass.
*this picture is from 10 years ago minus 3 days.
*this picture is from 10 years ago minus 3 days.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
there is a big lantern release and ugh ngl i had so much fun doing it in thailand* but i hear they are so bad for the environment, so i'll pass.
*this picture is from 10 years ago minus 3 days.
*this picture is from 10 years ago minus 3 days.
Was craving a hot dog so decided to check out the hospital cafeteria where I get my allergy shots.
No hot dog but did try their $6 daily special (meatloaf plate).
Spoiler: clearly a $6 meatloaf plate from a hospital cafeteria (but $6! Cheaper than ikea meatballs!)
No hot dog but did try their $6 daily special (meatloaf plate).
Spoiler: clearly a $6 meatloaf plate from a hospital cafeteria (but $6! Cheaper than ikea meatballs!)
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Was craving a hot dog so decided to check out the hospital cafeteria where I get my allergy shots.
No hot dog but did try their $6 daily special (meatloaf plate).
Spoiler: clearly a $6 meatloaf plate from a hospital cafeteria (but $6! Cheaper than ikea meatballs!)
No hot dog but did try their $6 daily special (meatloaf plate).
Spoiler: clearly a $6 meatloaf plate from a hospital cafeteria (but $6! Cheaper than ikea meatballs!)
huh of course it's been two decades so things change (i don't even know what a "MEX" is) but some of these towns/villages on the all-stop train i've never even heard of before. like a whole new route.
(if you're curious about "-ingen" town names, see www.reddit.com/r/germany/co...)
(if you're curious about "-ingen" town names, see www.reddit.com/r/germany/co...)
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
huh of course it's been two decades so things change (i don't even know what a "MEX" is) but some of these towns/villages on the all-stop train i've never even heard of before. like a whole new route.
(if you're curious about "-ingen" town names, see www.reddit.com/r/germany/co...)
(if you're curious about "-ingen" town names, see www.reddit.com/r/germany/co...)
Look we’re all PNW pals and there is zero rivalry, but overheard:
“Wow! Look at this! Isn’t this nice! This is nice!
Have you ever been to the SeaTac airport? That place is *a dump*!”
💅
“Wow! Look at this! Isn’t this nice! This is nice!
Have you ever been to the SeaTac airport? That place is *a dump*!”
💅
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Look we’re all PNW pals and there is zero rivalry, but overheard:
“Wow! Look at this! Isn’t this nice! This is nice!
Have you ever been to the SeaTac airport? That place is *a dump*!”
💅
“Wow! Look at this! Isn’t this nice! This is nice!
Have you ever been to the SeaTac airport? That place is *a dump*!”
💅
Airport PSA (with street pricing policy you can’t go wrong, plus get food with a ramp view at Loyal Legion).
On the downside, they installed this giant ad where I normally stand so now I don’t know where to station myself 🤷🏻♂️
On the downside, they installed this giant ad where I normally stand so now I don’t know where to station myself 🤷🏻♂️
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Airport PSA (with street pricing policy you can’t go wrong, plus get food with a ramp view at Loyal Legion).
On the downside, they installed this giant ad where I normally stand so now I don’t know where to station myself 🤷🏻♂️
On the downside, they installed this giant ad where I normally stand so now I don’t know where to station myself 🤷🏻♂️
Trying a new-to-us sandwich shop* and I’m obsessed with the pricing and the vibe.
* I know the news cycle has moved on but this is in honor of sandwich guy
* I know the news cycle has moved on but this is in honor of sandwich guy
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Trying a new-to-us sandwich shop* and I’m obsessed with the pricing and the vibe.
* I know the news cycle has moved on but this is in honor of sandwich guy
* I know the news cycle has moved on but this is in honor of sandwich guy
😂😂😂 Anvils are real and not just from road runner cartoons!
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
😂😂😂 Anvils are real and not just from road runner cartoons!
Speaking of, it is indeed time for my annual decorative Christmas tree forest! 🌲
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Speaking of, it is indeed time for my annual decorative Christmas tree forest! 🌲
An afternoon visit to our normal morning bakery.
I love how random Portland is.
I love how random Portland is.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
An afternoon visit to our normal morning bakery.
I love how random Portland is.
I love how random Portland is.
I guess it’s better but why did they start putting search at the bottom lately *shakes fist at sky*
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I guess it’s better but why did they start putting search at the bottom lately *shakes fist at sky*
I don’t have a beef with Liquid Glass but maybe I do now.
Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to search on the search page?
Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to search on the search page?
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don’t have a beef with Liquid Glass but maybe I do now.
Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to search on the search page?
Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to search on the search page?
(Useful for folks like us who can’t add licenses)
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
(Useful for folks like us who can’t add licenses)
lol bahhh!!!
i checked both of mine and the options i have are min payment or statement balance. pfft.
i checked both of mine and the options i have are min payment or statement balance. pfft.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
lol bahhh!!!
i checked both of mine and the options i have are min payment or statement balance. pfft.
i checked both of mine and the options i have are min payment or statement balance. pfft.
wow nice with that $642! i'm hoping my LAX-HKG will get that low. my graph is a bit messed up because i originally bought Y (award), ended up upgrading to W on 9/5, then on 10/23 canceled everything and bought W with cash.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
wow nice with that $642! i'm hoping my LAX-HKG will get that low. my graph is a bit messed up because i originally bought Y (award), ended up upgrading to W on 9/5, then on 10/23 canceled everything and bought W with cash.
A new Georgian restaurant opened about half a yr ago and we’re finally checking it out. It’s in a strip mall (next to a Crumbl lmfao) and prices are about 10-15% cheaper than our usual place (which is slightly fancier).
It’s fine, but I like our old place better. Lmfao those giant khinkali handles
It’s fine, but I like our old place better. Lmfao those giant khinkali handles
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A new Georgian restaurant opened about half a yr ago and we’re finally checking it out. It’s in a strip mall (next to a Crumbl lmfao) and prices are about 10-15% cheaper than our usual place (which is slightly fancier).
It’s fine, but I like our old place better. Lmfao those giant khinkali handles
It’s fine, but I like our old place better. Lmfao those giant khinkali handles
On principle I still refuse to use Alexander’s European vacuum cleaner, even though it’s as cute as a button. 😤
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
On principle I still refuse to use Alexander’s European vacuum cleaner, even though it’s as cute as a button. 😤
i don't know much about legos but $400?!?!?! might as well be 400 bars of gold-pressed latinum 😤
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i don't know much about legos but $400?!?!?! might as well be 400 bars of gold-pressed latinum 😤
I’d like to explain this picture a bit — it was taken at 3:46 PM, right in mid-afternoon dip. When the Alaska banked flights come, though, phew it’s like a (relative) flood of people.
(This is a nice graph that we get that explains things)
(This is a nice graph that we get that explains things)
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’d like to explain this picture a bit — it was taken at 3:46 PM, right in mid-afternoon dip. When the Alaska banked flights come, though, phew it’s like a (relative) flood of people.
(This is a nice graph that we get that explains things)
(This is a nice graph that we get that explains things)
Dang I thought the usual employee discount (combined with the airport’s street pricing policy) was a good deal but one of the pizza places has an employee deal now for $10 — 2 giant slices of pizza + soda + chips
(Pizza slices are shown stacked below)
😵💫😍
(Pizza slices are shown stacked below)
😵💫😍
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dang I thought the usual employee discount (combined with the airport’s street pricing policy) was a good deal but one of the pizza places has an employee deal now for $10 — 2 giant slices of pizza + soda + chips
(Pizza slices are shown stacked below)
😵💫😍
(Pizza slices are shown stacked below)
😵💫😍
I forgot how slow slow months are here *crickets*
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I forgot how slow slow months are here *crickets*