Jonny Metts
@jonnymetts.bsky.social
I live in Texas with a novelist and our dogs. I design spacecraft to bring anyone to space. I used to write and podcast about video games.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
What's going on here? Am I having a stroke?
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What's going on here? Am I having a stroke?
You don't need any context to understand the awesomeness of this play in Marvel Snap.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You don't need any context to understand the awesomeness of this play in Marvel Snap.
I wanted this but don't have a kid for it. Pirate printers will make the design in adult sizes, but not with the same bright color on the fabric.
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wanted this but don't have a kid for it. Pirate printers will make the design in adult sizes, but not with the same bright color on the fabric.
We are having a cool evening!
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We are having a cool evening!
When one kid is just cooler than the rest
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When one kid is just cooler than the rest
He's the hole in my heart today
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He's the hole in my heart today
So you could have a custom onesie printed with your actual skeleton?
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So you could have a custom onesie printed with your actual skeleton?
Are you suggesting that police action can't solve homelessness?
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Are you suggesting that police action can't solve homelessness?
The rhythm is the bass
The bass is the treble
The bass is the treble
August 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The rhythm is the bass
The bass is the treble
The bass is the treble
Rest in Power, Jim Lovell
You badass motherfucker!!
😭
You badass motherfucker!!
😭
August 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rest in Power, Jim Lovell
You badass motherfucker!!
😭
You badass motherfucker!!
😭
Ford Taurus pulls up, barely made the run
White boy parks it, saving all the fun
Ford Taurus leave, gotta make it home too, hey
Hope that boy got a 5-star review
White boy parks it, saving all the fun
Ford Taurus leave, gotta make it home too, hey
Hope that boy got a 5-star review
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ford Taurus pulls up, barely made the run
White boy parks it, saving all the fun
Ford Taurus leave, gotta make it home too, hey
Hope that boy got a 5-star review
White boy parks it, saving all the fun
Ford Taurus leave, gotta make it home too, hey
Hope that boy got a 5-star review
Maybe if you'd played harmonica ALL OVER the 1998 Mo Thugs classic "Ghetto Cowboy" then you too would have not one but two hip hop trading cards like extremely cool guy Jimmy Zavala
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Maybe if you'd played harmonica ALL OVER the 1998 Mo Thugs classic "Ghetto Cowboy" then you too would have not one but two hip hop trading cards like extremely cool guy Jimmy Zavala
This sketch is from our lazy Saturday conversation about the reason you're exposed to less ultraviolet radiation at sunset than the maximum at noon. Distance to the sun is effectively unchanged, but the light passes through much more air! Elevation also matters b/c it's ~logarithmic w/ air density.
July 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This sketch is from our lazy Saturday conversation about the reason you're exposed to less ultraviolet radiation at sunset than the maximum at noon. Distance to the sun is effectively unchanged, but the light passes through much more air! Elevation also matters b/c it's ~logarithmic w/ air density.