I'm sure this has been done, but it tickled me

Fish tartare with Nish Kumar

This is another one of those "behind every sign is a story" isn't it

smoke is white
the choice is made
will pontifex
make the grade?
he from peru
this child of hope
he give the bred

Elias Haddad: so hardcore he doesn't bother with the pistol

Sigh.

Copy from my local #toastmasters district conference. Disappointing, boring, sexist shit

This might be my favourite bit of public speaking feedback ever

I've been #Toastmaster -ing again. First proper speech and clocked in at 6m13. People seemed to like it!

I had never read anything so upsetting until I discovered that some of y'all are drinking milky beef paste

Why is my cat looking like this when I recite the. Lord's Prayer??

One for @thegargle.bsky.social perhaps: for only 15 Canadian Dollars you can attend a Taylor Swift concert and stare at the back of the enormous, floor-to-ceiling video screen that's broadcasting the show.

Ideal for anyone who loves Taylor Swift's voice, but is not that bothered about seeing her