Jon Reeve
@jonrve.bsky.social
Lo siento, soy inglés y estoy borracho.
Very much not the main takeaway, but chapeau for the opportunity taken to use pink on the captions. It really works well in the middle of that Reform blue, doesn't it?
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Very much not the main takeaway, but chapeau for the opportunity taken to use pink on the captions. It really works well in the middle of that Reform blue, doesn't it?
There's a glorious irony that I clicked on the club's notification about Will Still and the app gave me this. You can't argue with it, I guess.
I'm not sure if I trust that they'll fix the app or the team first though. #saintsfc
I'm not sure if I trust that they'll fix the app or the team first though. #saintsfc
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There's a glorious irony that I clicked on the club's notification about Will Still and the app gave me this. You can't argue with it, I guess.
I'm not sure if I trust that they'll fix the app or the team first though. #saintsfc
I'm not sure if I trust that they'll fix the app or the team first though. #saintsfc
I realise the thing I should be most angry about is the pathetic results we've put in, but there's plenty to dunk on us for without making shit up.
This is The Athletic's #SaintsFC section. The last article is from 11 September. Number of mentions of Southampton in that piece: 0.
This is The Athletic's #SaintsFC section. The last article is from 11 September. Number of mentions of Southampton in that piece: 0.
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I realise the thing I should be most angry about is the pathetic results we've put in, but there's plenty to dunk on us for without making shit up.
This is The Athletic's #SaintsFC section. The last article is from 11 September. Number of mentions of Southampton in that piece: 0.
This is The Athletic's #SaintsFC section. The last article is from 11 September. Number of mentions of Southampton in that piece: 0.
Yes, we won a game, but the real story of the night is that Mislav Orsic scored a goal in the actual Champions League against actual Bayern Munich.
Yes, that Mislav Orsic. You'd forgotten he existed, hadn't you? #SaintsFC
Yes, that Mislav Orsic. You'd forgotten he existed, hadn't you? #SaintsFC
September 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yes, we won a game, but the real story of the night is that Mislav Orsic scored a goal in the actual Champions League against actual Bayern Munich.
Yes, that Mislav Orsic. You'd forgotten he existed, hadn't you? #SaintsFC
Yes, that Mislav Orsic. You'd forgotten he existed, hadn't you? #SaintsFC
I've never been more proud to be English.
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I've never been more proud to be English.
"No opinion about the judge."
Either way, my point was, and is, that unlike the States, we have a system where judges are not beholden to politicians' whims for their jobs. Our judges are themselves judged, and promoted, on their ability to make rulings without partiality.
Either way, my point was, and is, that unlike the States, we have a system where judges are not beholden to politicians' whims for their jobs. Our judges are themselves judged, and promoted, on their ability to make rulings without partiality.
August 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"No opinion about the judge."
Either way, my point was, and is, that unlike the States, we have a system where judges are not beholden to politicians' whims for their jobs. Our judges are themselves judged, and promoted, on their ability to make rulings without partiality.
Either way, my point was, and is, that unlike the States, we have a system where judges are not beholden to politicians' whims for their jobs. Our judges are themselves judged, and promoted, on their ability to make rulings without partiality.
Shame on Sky News for this dangerous bullshit, pandering to Reform's deliberate misinformation. We are not the US, we don't have politically appointed judges.
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Shame on Sky News for this dangerous bullshit, pandering to Reform's deliberate misinformation. We are not the US, we don't have politically appointed judges.
We all think of the Premier League as a land of limitless riches, but some poor bastard in Burnley's PR team has clearly been told a Photoshop licence is an expense too far.
July 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We all think of the Premier League as a land of limitless riches, but some poor bastard in Burnley's PR team has clearly been told a Photoshop licence is an expense too far.
I don't look at Facebook (this was pushed into my wife's feed), so maybe this is all standard fare and what passes for usual content. But how is something so patently unfit for purpose being sent out into the wild? How is this helpful to anyone or anything?
July 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't look at Facebook (this was pushed into my wife's feed), so maybe this is all standard fare and what passes for usual content. But how is something so patently unfit for purpose being sent out into the wild? How is this helpful to anyone or anything?
There's so much wrong with this Facebook post, but let's start with whatever type of organisation 'FootyRoom' is thinking that it was appropriate to look up, and then post, a graph of Diogo Jota's market value in the immediate aftermath of his tragic death.
I guess clicks are clicks.
I guess clicks are clicks.
July 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's so much wrong with this Facebook post, but let's start with whatever type of organisation 'FootyRoom' is thinking that it was appropriate to look up, and then post, a graph of Diogo Jota's market value in the immediate aftermath of his tragic death.
I guess clicks are clicks.
I guess clicks are clicks.
How are you supposed to take a documentary seriously when one of the main protagonists looks and sounds like Philomena Cunk's older sister?
July 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How are you supposed to take a documentary seriously when one of the main protagonists looks and sounds like Philomena Cunk's older sister?
June 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy British Independence Day to everyone fortunate enough to live in Daniel Hannan's warped version of reality. Enjoy the fireworks shows later, and all that delicious reinvigorated economy, democracy and liberty!
June 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Happy British Independence Day to everyone fortunate enough to live in Daniel Hannan's warped version of reality. Enjoy the fireworks shows later, and all that delicious reinvigorated economy, democracy and liberty!
Championship play-off final day will forever provoke amazing, but conflicted emotions. But fundamentally, it reminds me to make the most of everything you have, and enjoy the moment for all it's worth. Because you never know what's coming next.
RIP Top Boy.
#SaintsFC
RIP Top Boy.
#SaintsFC
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Championship play-off final day will forever provoke amazing, but conflicted emotions. But fundamentally, it reminds me to make the most of everything you have, and enjoy the moment for all it's worth. Because you never know what's coming next.
RIP Top Boy.
#SaintsFC
RIP Top Boy.
#SaintsFC
I cheated on a long-term partner today. I feel grubby and guilty.
April 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I cheated on a long-term partner today. I feel grubby and guilty.
I'm a big fan of Conor Gallagher standing next to Diego Simeone, listening intently to his intense pep talk, pretending he understands a single word of what's being said.
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm a big fan of Conor Gallagher standing next to Diego Simeone, listening intently to his intense pep talk, pretending he understands a single word of what's being said.
So the opposite of the usual problem then?
March 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So the opposite of the usual problem then?
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When the crowd say Bo Selecta!
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When the crowd say Bo Selecta!
Also, aren't Trump and pals supposed to be against this sort of thing?
February 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Also, aren't Trump and pals supposed to be against this sort of thing?
Okay, I'll give Leicester credit for giving it a bloody good go.
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Okay, I'll give Leicester credit for giving it a bloody good go.
I can't imagine what damage having one of these on your driveway would do to house prices in the area.
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can't imagine what damage having one of these on your driveway would do to house prices in the area.
