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jordandarkly.bsky.social
the real turkey
@jordandarkly.bsky.social
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⚧ gemini enby trash jewessque ⚧

💫 stunning with a blunt weapon

queer antifa supersoldier
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that's how you end up like this!!
iwona b horyn (dhs acting chef security officer) looking like a skyrim nord with pajama piping
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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a line of seagulls on the unadorned side of a home depot with condos in the background and a big bright blue sky with light streaky clouds
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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it's autumn in the east bay
an elevated photo south down san pablo, showing the clouds in the sky and autumn colored trees, the california hotel centered down the lane
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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i took my son and sole intellectual heir on a walk down the emeryville greenway yesterday. he spent quite a bit of it trying to go back inside
archer the noire cat, stalking on the concrete around huchuin park. he is wearing an aloha shirt harness archer the noire cat, peeking from the shrubs from near the dog park at the emery archer the noire cat, trying to get back inside, why are we still outside, but the bricks offer no way in. perhaps draw a door? archer the noire cat, looking surly on the bricks in front of emeryville city hall. they won't let him in because he is a known criminal
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
luffy covered in bandages, counting his fingers
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kat understands the assignment
(me, six hours ago) this is what we're looking at if you want a seat in congress next year. that current leadership is so far from this standard is why there has to be a mass housecleaning if you don't have the credentials or the temperament to run as a fighter you better be a good corner guy, otherwise hit the bricks
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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a rough looking owl squinting with a speech bubble
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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you have my attention
sorry we're closed main screen, with blue tones and pink highlights and a bit of green and yellow. a thin, model like face gazes model-ly from the screen in eerily dark tones
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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bay area! send this to whoever needs to see it!
guide for identifying ice vehicles and steps to take for bay area ice watch
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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as you can see, my cat does naught but starve
archer the noire cat laying on a honeycomb lazboy with his tummy out. it is not lacking
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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the genie gesturing at Graduate Aladdin: "that's right! he can be taught!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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BAY AREA BOLO
list of kidnapping vehicles being used by ice in the bay area as of november 20 2025, largely domestic suvs
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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it's giving
donquixote doflamingo when his elaborate plans are swallowed by chaos. he is snarling furious, with angry veins everywhere, contrasting with his florida pervert getup
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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oakland/emeryville ice bolo from today
bolo poster for ice vehicles in the east bay, mostly monochrome domestic suvs and vans
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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she made a whole album about it trav
guile: "go home and be a family man!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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SOME FRIES, MOTHERFUCKER
FRENCH FRIES FROM THE DINER IN A BOX
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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love too enjoy the nite sky (these should be ILLEGAL)
panoramic night view of san francisco from across the bay and behind the viaduct facing three new bright digital billboards that are on all night mother fucking "vibes" ad on one such billboard because why would i want to enjoy looking at the city when i can be reminded all night long to look at my phone these should be illegal
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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you are telling me a human wrote this for other humans
izzy: why don't you session the dak's troll-y transition home under the bridge?
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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electronic arts, learn from james cameron: writers are cheap

dialogue in this game is worse than avatar
"im tight with the [san van] local crew there, the svlocs" - slappy my character does not seem to believe the quality of dialogue in this game
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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bumcha delinquents looking unimpressed
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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american hope, quality of life, and infrastructure (being shot) the shooter: how could socialism have done this
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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elon musk watching "us"
leo pointing and thinking about how robot labor is gonna work and it's totally gonna be sweet
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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congress is cancelled
couple all right dudes with a rifle they are skeet shooting with "the dishes are done, man"
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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they must've oversampled my mother in law in the survey!!
rodney dangerfield appealing to the audience's dislike of mothers in law
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM