Jordan from the Internet
LightNews LightNews
banner
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Jordan from the Internet
@jordaninternet.bsky.social
130 followers 710 following 420 posts
“Cogito, ergo sum” - René Descartes
Posts Replies Media Videos
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Attempt 1 | Slab breakout sequence heretic gauntlet | Act 2
GAME OVER _____________ In attempting the feat, one proves their courage. May your soul find its rest
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
“The Radical Capitalist”

Looks inside

Trump is a socialist
Screenshot of bsky.social user “The Radical Capitalist” and their post that states “All the socialists, including Trump,” The rest is cut off.
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Silksong tomorrow
The Knight from Hollow Knight sitting on the Forgotten Crossroads bench.
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
If you see this, post a tower or structure!
The “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” Hate pillar. The pillar reads “HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE - BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
August 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Releasing this whenever I can figure out how to edit a youtube video
A photo of the Chippin’ in Samurai cover. The cover has been edited to be a cooler tint, along with the words “SAMURAI” and “CHIPPIN’ IN” being crossed out by a highlighter. Over the highlighters are the words “JORDAN FROM THE INTERNET” and “KAMIKAZE” over Samurai and Chippin’ in that order. “KAMIKAZE” has a line going through it
July 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
A screenshot of the game deltarune, featuring Kris, Susie, and Ralsei standing before the original Starwalker. The original Starwalker’s text has been changed to say “This internet is Pissing me off…” with the words “internet” and “Pissing” being highlighted in yellow A photo featuring the same three characters as before. The text, no being changed this time, says “I’m the original Starwalker” with “Starwalker” being highlighted in yellow
July 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Good morning (I’m going to bed)
Pixel art of a cat with an eyebrow raised, ultimately just very confused…
July 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
I’m starting the mizook death counter there’s so many bodies already
the ios notes app on a page called “Mizook death counter” under the title it says “three…” italicized and underlined
July 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Fifteen minutes with a clicker, and folks,
danny devito saying “I get it now.”
July 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
LET’S KNOCK EM DEAD INTO THE NIGHT
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
what.
Pvz survival endless level. It seems to be bugged because there are multiple cob cannons on the screen, even off columns and rows. Some are even on top of each other.
July 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Literally so easy best pvz player ever
A photo of Plants vs Zombies (DS) at the end of Survival: Pool (Hard) In the top and bottom two rows in the first column there are twin sunflowers, while the middle two rows on the first column have Winter melons on Lilypads. The second column has winter melons on the top and bottom rows. in the middle row, from column two - five, there are Cattails In column four - five on the top and bottom two rows, there are magnet-shrooms. Column six is a line of tall-nuts, the pool ones having lilypads under them. Columns seven - nine in the top and bottom two rows is filled with spike weeds. Column seven in the middle two rows has magnet shrooms on top of lilypads Column eight in the middle two rows has Tall Nuts on lilypads The trophy for beating the level is in the bottom right, where the last zombie was defeated.
July 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
FINE! I’LL GET IT!!!!
The IOS app store page for “Umamusume: Pretty Derby”
July 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
FINE! I’LL GET IT!!!!
The IOS app store page for “Umamusume: Pretty Derby”
July 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
oh cool squirrel photo I took that people were in love with :3
A photograph of a squirrel standing in grass holding some sort of nut. (uncertain of what kind)
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Mr. (Ant) Tenna dancing in a black tuxedo and bowtie holding a cane. He is also wearing a straw hat with white and gray vertical stripes. Tenna is humanoid besides his head, which is a tv with antennas.
July 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
got this also :3
Sticker reading “PROTECT TRANS YOUTH” The sticker is pink on the top and blue on the bottom with a very thin white line going horizontally through the middle
July 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
I call this piece “A Photo of the Iowa State Capital.”
A photo of a trashcan. In the background is the capital, obscured by the trashcan so that only a bit of the building is visible. Trees and a statue is also visible.
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Annoying Orange’s Onlyfans
An orange (fruit) that is in the shape of an ass.
July 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
me rn
a photo of me (drawn over) The wind is throwing my hair across my face, slightly impairing my vision.
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
I will! Nothing actually starts ‘til ~12:30 but I did have to pack…

Also, I didn’t know what YWW was so I had to search it, and after I figured it out, (You will win I think) I went back and
An image of the web browser DuckDuckGo on mobile. The search bar reads “YWW abbreviation” with the recommended result being “Yoshi’s Woolly World” Wiki description: “Yoshi's Woolly World is a 2015 platform video game developed by Good-Feel and published by Nintendo for the Wii U. It is the seventh main installment in the Yoshi series of games and the first home console title in the series since 1997's Yoshi's Story, as well as the spiritual successor to 2010's Kirby's Epic Yarn.”
July 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
Image with a fancy border that reads “The End”
July 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
A photo of the mandalorian walking in front of buildings Mando A girl with yellow hair and accents with the number “02” tattooed on her left arm Rin
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
jordaninternet.bsky.social
playing gta online with randoms
A photo of a muscular man pushing a rock over a cliff. Sisyphus
July 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM