Joseph Gruber
@josephgruber.com
Satellite ground software/mission ops software engineer. Alum of AWS Ground Station, Blue Origin, NASA Goddard.
Occasional weather, Python dev, AWS DevOps, Aerospace/Aviation, and the Phillies 🔔.
Opinions my own.
📍 Colorado
Occasional weather, Python dev, AWS DevOps, Aerospace/Aviation, and the Phillies 🔔.
Opinions my own.
📍 Colorado
This is also the same slop an LLM can spit out. Can we replace “executives” yet??
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is also the same slop an LLM can spit out. Can we replace “executives” yet??
I can’t help but hear Ralph Wiggum’s voice as I read this
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I can’t help but hear Ralph Wiggum’s voice as I read this
Yes Jessica. I see why you would need to add "American citizen" to your profile. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yes Jessica. I see why you would need to add "American citizen" to your profile. 🤣
Fight's on.
J/K. Happy Birthday, Civil Air Patrol (CAP).
J/K. Happy Birthday, Civil Air Patrol (CAP).
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Fight's on.
J/K. Happy Birthday, Civil Air Patrol (CAP).
J/K. Happy Birthday, Civil Air Patrol (CAP).
New grinder, who ‘dis? #coffeesky
Black Friday gift for myself. 😊 Just in time for the Onyx advent calendar. ☕️
Black Friday gift for myself. 😊 Just in time for the Onyx advent calendar. ☕️
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
New grinder, who ‘dis? #coffeesky
Black Friday gift for myself. 😊 Just in time for the Onyx advent calendar. ☕️
Black Friday gift for myself. 😊 Just in time for the Onyx advent calendar. ☕️
Not even reading the article but, cosign. 😂
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not even reading the article but, cosign. 😂
A reminder of the rules… #whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A reminder of the rules… #whamageddon
Even ChatGPT couldn’t get it right
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Even ChatGPT couldn’t get it right
What the fuck CAH?!?
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What the fuck CAH?!?
Tempting. But how many ply? 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tempting. But how many ply? 🤔
As a reminder, you are not Netflix (nor other unicorn/FAANG companies)
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As a reminder, you are not Netflix (nor other unicorn/FAANG companies)
Would that upgrade have resulted in my card showing as expired? I haven’t gotten over to the library yet to get it straightened out.
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Would that upgrade have resulted in my card showing as expired? I haven’t gotten over to the library yet to get it straightened out.
Cards Against Humanity is insane
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cards Against Humanity is insane
A website that’s unusable. Sigh…enshitification strikes again
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A website that’s unusable. Sigh…enshitification strikes again
Cranberry smoothie to get the 🦃 day started 😋
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Cranberry smoothie to get the 🦃 day started 😋
I got close one year hitting third place with this photo. Soooooo close.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got close one year hitting third place with this photo. Soooooo close.
Ok, maybe AI is alright. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ok, maybe AI is alright. 🤣
Pick your poison, Colorado edition
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pick your poison, Colorado edition
ngl, I do keep an eye out in case they add a pathway. Took this a few years ago from the Avis across the street though
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ngl, I do keep an eye out in case they add a pathway. Took this a few years ago from the Avis across the street though