Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press
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What a complete, unabashed loser.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What a complete, unabashed loser.
Was not kissing the prerequisite?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Was not kissing the prerequisite?!
And, what if I flew over there? You know. For the bit.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And, what if I flew over there? You know. For the bit.
Uses bs phrases like “this article was very thought provoking” and STILL doesn’t hit the required word count.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Uses bs phrases like “this article was very thought provoking” and STILL doesn’t hit the required word count.
The nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her, she is a fugly slut.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her, she is a fugly slut.
Giovanni’s Broom (that’s a curling reference)
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Giovanni’s Broom (that’s a curling reference)
Oh, I thought it was Red, White and Black & Blue.
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh, I thought it was Red, White and Black & Blue.
Sending positive vibes, fren. 😌
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sending positive vibes, fren. 😌
Whereas, you might call me a Ho-NOmosexual.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Whereas, you might call me a Ho-NOmosexual.
This becomes more and more true with each passing day.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This becomes more and more true with each passing day.
The way I feverishly hope for this stupid, toxic bubble to burst.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The way I feverishly hope for this stupid, toxic bubble to burst.
These people don’t want a religion. They want a pretense to excuse their inhumanity.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
These people don’t want a religion. They want a pretense to excuse their inhumanity.
Meanwhile, my straight married cousin played us his favorite highlights from the DWTS finale…
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meanwhile, my straight married cousin played us his favorite highlights from the DWTS finale…
Look at that lil hair flip!
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Look at that lil hair flip!