Dré
@jotomami.bsky.social
Just a silly human posting silly things
📍 DC | 🇩🇴 & 🏳️🌈 & 🍉
📍 DC | 🇩🇴 & 🏳️🌈 & 🍉
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“Who wants to read *literature* when group sex scenes are available??” -My dearest MIL
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Who wants to read *literature* when group sex scenes are available??” -My dearest MIL
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Can’t wait to show you all my tan line by the end of this beach trip 😏
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Can’t wait to show you all my tan line by the end of this beach trip 😏
Bloomfie going back to posting naked thirst traps and they’re so goooood
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bloomfie going back to posting naked thirst traps and they’re so goooood
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well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!
Getting stuffed on Thanksgiving as God intended 😋
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Getting stuffed on Thanksgiving as God intended 😋
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No my husband is just a dummy who can’t find things in a bag…
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
No my husband is just a dummy who can’t find things in a bag…
Day 3 of vacation and I’ve lost two external battery packs thus far 😙✌️
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Day 3 of vacation and I’ve lost two external battery packs thus far 😙✌️
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vers AND poly? god forbid we make a decision
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
vers AND poly? god forbid we make a decision
No place like the middle 😊
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No place like the middle 😊
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seeing as bsky is never going to improve the disaster that is Discover - i found For You; it’s based on your likes, other people liking those posts, and other things they’ve liked you haven’t seen yet
basically: here are active accounts you might not follow that match your likes 🫶🏼
basically: here are active accounts you might not follow that match your likes 🫶🏼
Enjoying the For You feed? Give it a like ♡ to help more people discover it: bsky.app/profile/did:...
The more people use it -> the more feedback we get -> the better we can make it for you.
The more people use it -> the more feedback we get -> the better we can make it for you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
seeing as bsky is never going to improve the disaster that is Discover - i found For You; it’s based on your likes, other people liking those posts, and other things they’ve liked you haven’t seen yet
basically: here are active accounts you might not follow that match your likes 🫶🏼
basically: here are active accounts you might not follow that match your likes 🫶🏼
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You were hot until I found out you still used tw*tter.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You were hot until I found out you still used tw*tter.
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Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn
Let’s not forget about 10% of the House is over the age of 75 so really anything could happen!
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Let’s not forget about 10% of the House is over the age of 75 so really anything could happen!
Re-skeeting to save a lip 👄
PSA for those who love wearing metal cock rings cause apparently this is not common knowledge: If you shove someone’s face down while they’re sucking your dick you’re gonna bust their fucking lip open on it. If you choose to wear one you have to have some awareness of how metal feels against lips.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Re-skeeting to save a lip 👄
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
If you get follow me from your alt TELL ME because I never follow back since I try to keep my account safe to view in public! However if I knew who it was… 👀
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you get follow me from your alt TELL ME because I never follow back since I try to keep my account safe to view in public! However if I knew who it was… 👀
My favorite part of traveling abroad is going back to my full fledged getting ready for bed routine. The way my teeth about to ache after not having a retainer in for weeks is gonna hurt so good
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My favorite part of traveling abroad is going back to my full fledged getting ready for bed routine. The way my teeth about to ache after not having a retainer in for weeks is gonna hurt so good
Okay but why was the tile in this bathroom so beautiful
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Okay but why was the tile in this bathroom so beautiful
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
I don’t think anything will ever get more of my political energy than supporting @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social’s primary challenger.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don’t think anything will ever get more of my political energy than supporting @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social’s primary challenger.
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some of yall celebrating recycled cock friday with these weekly reposts idkkkkk
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
some of yall celebrating recycled cock friday with these weekly reposts idkkkkk
Still thinking about how the “yuh” version of Ariana Grande slipped out when she hit that note on “anticipated” in I Couldn’t Be Happier
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Still thinking about how the “yuh” version of Ariana Grande slipped out when she hit that note on “anticipated” in I Couldn’t Be Happier