Jovian D. Ragon
joviandragon.bsky.social
Jovian D. Ragon
@joviandragon.bsky.social
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do~
Assisant TO and stream operator for Spiral Media and CFL Project M.
cis male/het, 34
I am an enjoyer of vid gaems, animals, and things in that orbit!
Also a vtuber https://twitch.tv/joviandragon
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Friend I'm staying with for LMMM gave me a peach plush/bag she wanted to get rid of and now I have a passenger princess.
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Last night when I was getting into bed she asked me if I was “wearing Santa ears”
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jun 11
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.

Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
What we say is their kids know the tech of a phone. If it’s not on the phone they struggle
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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⭐ Featured projects ⭐

🌾 Relax in a world of infinite fields and farmland!
🛸 Discover new biomes, dungeons, and dimensions!
🐯 Explore a wilderness full of wildlife!
📈 Take on the super flat challenge like never before!

...and a few more
https://modrinth.com/collection/ByR2NDlQ
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I set this trap card before leaving twitter so when the time seems right I can flip it
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Managed to actually make it to the cfl melee/64 monthly. Tearing up playing some 64 and just havin fun, its a peak game ngl
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Who's mommy's little * 🎀 𝒾𝒫𝒶𝒹 𝓀𝒾𝒹 🎀 *? If you're good for mommy maybe you can get a 🎀 𝑀𝓇𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝐵𝓊𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 and some 🎀 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 🎀 😈
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... I made a L4D2 texture mod and uploaded it to the workshop (for the first time). I wanted something and made it happen, so now you too can use a Nice Nature AK47 in the video game.
Steam Workshop::[Umamusume Pretty Derby] Nice Nature's Sharp Gaze-47 (AK-47 Texture Mod)
steamcommunity.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I really wish people would stop using slop to just mean 'thing I don't like' or 'stuff that is part of a trend'.

Neither of those are inherently worthy of being called slop. You really gotta earn that title by being low-quality, low effort products of greed and laziness.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Books are the answer, not the problem.
I've just realised that reading more fiction books for fun has really helped with me being able to focus properly on reading other stuff.

I was just reading something that usually I would skim.

Instead I noticed I was taking time to understand it, sometimes, re-reading sentences.

Read fiction.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Howdy, this lovely winter Sunday I am gonna be going over my game losses from Waddle Wednesday
- Fox vs. Marth
- Fox vs. Samus

twitch.tv/sp1nda
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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as a general rule if you show up dressed like a nazi I ain't asking a lot of questions about your artistic vision
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
saturday morning streams are back! twitch.tv/joviandragon
gonna be doing my marvel placements and then probably tf2? We'll see.
JovianDragon - Twitch
marvel placements now, tf2 later
twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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my family pressured me to take a photo in the living room but.

shaking as i type this,

i’m very happy to announce my entry for miku expo 2026’s song contest, “room for a fantasy” will be performed as part of the setlist for miku expo 2026!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Please say sike
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM