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jpaul13.bsky.social
@jpaul13.bsky.social
Well shoot. I missed this part. For 3 months out of the year, I work as Santa's stunt double, the rest of the year I'm undercover.
Something.
Will add more later. 🎅
Please check out
/profile/santas-stockings.bsky.social
I've now got the dog AND cat sleeping on me
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What qualifications are you looking for?
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thank you very much. I won't let it happen again.
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Again,I'm sorry, it was one time and I was hungry. ❤️😂
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If you're looking for someplace to give, may I suggest
www.santas-stockings.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Really if we're going apples to apples wouldn't it be this:
a woman is pulling a horse out of the water
ALT: a woman is pulling a horse out of the water
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mars has Pinatas?
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Right now as a matter of fact. Too much doom scrolling.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM